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Just another normal awesome afternoon in Sulphur
Posted on 5/18/14 at 7:54 pm
Posted on 5/18/14 at 7:54 pm
Mrs. DLauw, DLauw jr and I were headed to Kroger. This Girl pulls up behind me at the red light. She looks kind of cute so I'm doing the no head turn look with my sunglasses on in the rear view mirror. Ol' girl picks her nose with her pinky, looks at it ( I thin she's about to wipe it on her seat ) and eats it.
I'm telling the wife what she just she did so wife snaps her neck around to watch her and she does it again.
When we get to Kroger, Michael Jackson is playing in the store and this 30 something year old Kroger employee with downs comes pushing past us at the entrance, stands in the middle of the automatic door, kicks his leg, grabs his crotch, jumps up on his toes, puts one finger in the air and screams at the top of his lungs "I MISS YOU MICHAEL!"
So in the span of about 5 minutes we went from
to 
I'm telling the wife what she just she did so wife snaps her neck around to watch her and she does it again.
When we get to Kroger, Michael Jackson is playing in the store and this 30 something year old Kroger employee with downs comes pushing past us at the entrance, stands in the middle of the automatic door, kicks his leg, grabs his crotch, jumps up on his toes, puts one finger in the air and screams at the top of his lungs "I MISS YOU MICHAEL!"
So in the span of about 5 minutes we went from
to 
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Posted on 5/18/14 at 7:56 pm to DLauw
That is one cool story bro
Can you tell another one?
Can you tell another one?
Posted on 5/18/14 at 7:56 pm to DLauw
Wtf did I just read?
Posted on 5/18/14 at 7:59 pm to DLauw
Posted on 5/18/14 at 7:59 pm to GEAUXmedic
Posted on 5/18/14 at 8:01 pm to DLauw
Pretty funny IMO
Posted on 5/18/14 at 8:02 pm to DLauw
quote:
Sulphur
How was ole Sulphur smelling on this fine sunny day?
Posted on 5/18/14 at 8:02 pm to Cap Crunch
I'll admit that it's no normal cool awesome New Orleans day
Posted on 5/18/14 at 8:03 pm to GEAUXmedic
Posted on 5/18/14 at 8:04 pm to John McClane
Sulphur must be a happenin' place man
Posted on 5/18/14 at 8:06 pm to stout
Not as bad as Westlake.
(I kid)
(I kid)
Posted on 5/18/14 at 8:07 pm to stout
quote:Somebody from LC was making jokes about how a town smells?
How was ole Sulphur smelling on this fine sunny day?
Posted on 5/18/14 at 8:08 pm to DLauw
Posted on 5/18/14 at 8:10 pm to Kafka
quote:
Somebody from LC
I am not from nor do I live in LC.
But yes LC doesn't smell nearly as bad as Sulphur or Westlake.
Posted on 5/18/14 at 8:11 pm to DLauw
legit CSB
Posted on 5/18/14 at 8:11 pm to DLauw
The real question is, was she hot enough to look past her booger eating?
Posted on 5/18/14 at 8:41 pm to DLauw
quote:
When we get to Kroger, Michael Jackson is playing in the store and this 30 something year old Kroger employee with downs comes pushing past us at the entrance, stands in the middle of the automatic door, kicks his leg, grabs his crotch, jumps up on his toes, puts one finger in the air and screams at the top of his lungs "I MISS YOU MICHAEL!"
I just certified this with my son, BIL, college student, apprentice plumber and good buddy of mine and it is in deed a COOL STORY BRO
Posted on 5/18/14 at 9:07 pm to DLauw
Nevermind your story. Explain your avatar.
Posted on 5/18/14 at 9:10 pm to DLauw
I see my hometown hasn't changed. I worked at that kroger in high school
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