Don't play with knives. Edit with pic of healing wound.

Jesus!!!

I hope Mrs House enjoys the new member when it heals.

Damn you sure did cut the tip off.

I did something similar to my thumb with a mandolin slicer..........I decided not to use the safety guard.

That shite hurt! And bled forever.

Like a boss

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The cayenne did burn. On a scale of one to ten - 28.

That's a good cut. I did the same holding an apple and biting slices out. Finger got in the way. I was in my deer stand so I went to the ER around the corner. I was 18 and the bleeding would not stop. My shirt was coverd in blood. The nurses numbed the end to cartelized it. All I remember is how bad the needle sticking straight into the tip and under the finger nail. That hurt worse then the cut.

Back in the day, I had a similar ordeal. A good friend of mine's dad did a catering joint in Canton, TX once a month. We were all in college and would go out there for five days and get shite faced, cook and serve food, and get paid for it. One of those afternoons, I was tellin a joke with a double stacked styrofam cup of whiskey and placed my left hand in the meat sliced while slicing up a brisket for the next day's sale.

I cut the top of my hand and pinky finger pretty good and had to be rushed to the local ER that was 30 Miles away. The problem was that we were all drunk and it was driving by committee. I ended up driving myself and had three passengers. The first doc that saw me said he was going to have to take skin from my buttocks to graft the open wounds because they couldn't be stitched. I told him I wasn't wearing my arse on my hand the rest of my life and would just soak it in whiskey for the night and not worry with it. They ended up stitching me up after several hours of horse trading in the ER. I'm left handed and told them I couldn't lose the best pussy I'd ever had.