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7 Lies wives tell their husbands

Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:10 pm
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62697 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:10 pm
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1. "This dress was on sale."
2. "You have the biggest penis I've ever seen."
3. "I've only slept with two men."
4. "I don't want anything for our anniversary."
5. "I'm in no hurry to have kids."
6. "I'm totally cool with your poker nights."
7. "I wouldn't change anything about you."



Yeah, that about sums it up. I'm sure we could come up with more if we think about it a bit.
This post was edited on 5/12/14 at 9:12 pm
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:11 pm to
"I've never been a lesbian"

-P
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80142 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:12 pm to
I don't like anal
Posted by PierPunk
#BugaNation
Member since Apr 2013
3291 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:12 pm to
(no message)
This post was edited on 1/28/16 at 11:33 pm
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:13 pm to
"We can eat wherever. I don't care"
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:13 pm to
frick off
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:13 pm to
"You're really good at sex"

"BBC is overrated"
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
24252 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:14 pm to
It doesn't bother me if you don't make much money cause you love what you do.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175583 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:14 pm to
"No, I swear Owlie and I are just friends"
Posted by Stringer Bell
The Towers
Member since May 2014
658 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:14 pm to
I don't do that(Anal).Except with the your friends and the neighbor.
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82361 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:15 pm to
"Yeah I came"
Posted by Stringer Bell
The Towers
Member since May 2014
658 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:15 pm to
I like to cook
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:16 pm to
And the mailman
Posted by Stringer Bell
The Towers
Member since May 2014
658 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:16 pm to
BJs are great.
Posted by MiloDanglers
on a dock on a bay
Member since Apr 2012
6544 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:16 pm to
"I'm happy with the amount of money you make"
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:16 pm to
"I want you to be honest with me." And then she expresses some doubt about herself.
Posted by Stringer Bell
The Towers
Member since May 2014
658 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:17 pm to
of course.
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19193 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:17 pm to
" I work just as hard as you do"
Posted by Cajun Invasion
Abbeville, Louisianna
Member since Jan 2012
1799 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:17 pm to
"Your penis wont fit in my arse"
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 5/12/14 at 9:17 pm to
quote:

"Yeah I came"
really good one
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