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BREC employee arrested for stealing $2652 worth of toilet paper

Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:47 am
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:47 am
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On April 25th, officers on surveillance duty witnessed Curtis putting approxiamately 15 cases of toilet paper in a friend's truck at the BREC Headquarter on Florida Blvd.


Insert shite puns here.
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:47 am to
Who needs that much TP?
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38719 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:47 am to
Got caught brown handed...
Posted by Radiojones
The Twilight Zone
Member since Feb 2007
10728 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:47 am to
The sentence for him should be life without toilet paper.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:48 am to
You can get those cheese wheel toilet rolls on the cheap. I can't imagine how much toilet paper this joker ripped off.
Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
41598 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:48 am to
Well, she's in a shite load of trouble.
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:50 am to
quote:

putting approxiamately 15 cases of toilet paper in a friend's truck
Well that just sounds like a pain in the arse.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126935 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:51 am to
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BREC's warehouse manager

What a crappy job!
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:52 am to
Really.. This story screams the movie Friday
Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
41598 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:52 am to
If we all used the three seashells, we wouldn't have to worry about stolen toilet paper.
Posted by duggieblue
GA
Member since Feb 2010
4335 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:52 am to
quote:

Who needs that much TP?


We do!
Posted by White Russian
Member since Oct 2013
144 posts
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I hope "stealing $2600 worth of toilet paper" becomes a normal topic on WBRZ.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36576 posts
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What a piece of shite
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
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i always thought about taking a roll of TP from the work bathroom. Or a roll of paper towels.

Then I remember that I'm not a piece of shite, and go out and buy my own.
This post was edited on 5/5/14 at 9:55 am
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17314 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:53 am to
What's the black market resale value on a case of public restroom TP?
Posted by Bistineaubengal
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Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
28082 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:55 am to
quote:

Who needs that much TP?


maybe he is rolling houses
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76167 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 9:58 am to
She'll use the Cornholio defense
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
15582 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 10:09 am to
quote:

What's the black market resale value on a case of public restroom TP?


If he knows someone that already sells it, they can probably get nearly full value.

I'd be willing to bet he was stealing more than toilet paper. This is just what they caught him on.
This post was edited on 5/5/14 at 10:11 am
Posted by titmouse
a tree branch above your car
Member since May 2006
6353 posts
Posted on 5/5/14 at 10:11 am to
Dude must be undertaking a huge woodworking project.
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