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How can I get chicks to dig me like they dig this guy?
Posted on 4/26/14 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 4/26/14 at 10:01 pm
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Posted on 4/26/14 at 10:02 pm to Champagne
Convince them that you are their God and Savior like he did.
Posted on 4/26/14 at 10:04 pm to SG_Geaux
They just have a fixation, they work at a mushroom farm
Posted on 4/26/14 at 10:05 pm to Champagne
Well when you have the power to have them executed for not worshiping your tiny penis I'm sure they'll chase you too.
Posted on 4/26/14 at 10:09 pm to Clames
If they do not show sufficient emotion they disappear, and there were people who did not cry enough during his fathers funeral, those people are not around anymore.
Posted on 4/26/14 at 10:17 pm to ninthward
With such a dictator, what would possess someone to want to stay there? Do they even have a way to leave the country?
Posted on 4/26/14 at 10:18 pm to Champagne
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Posted on 4/26/14 at 10:23 pm to Champagne
Those pictures are the best example for a quantity over quality argument.
Posted on 4/26/14 at 10:30 pm to Champagne
IWNHI 
Posted on 4/26/14 at 10:35 pm to Champagne
It would be poetic justice if one day he would be hung by piano wire like Mussolini.
Posted on 4/26/14 at 10:35 pm to SG_Geaux
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Convince them that you are their God and Savior like he did.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
It's ironic really, officially its an atheist state and practicing religion like Christianity, Islam or Hinduism is banned there but the gov't there is literally worshiped like a church and their dictator is their god.
Posted on 4/26/14 at 10:44 pm to Champagne
Own a mushroom farm.
Posted on 4/26/14 at 10:51 pm to Champagne
I come to this August Board asking serious questions about relationships, and THIS is the kind of Tomfoolery I get?
Posted on 4/27/14 at 8:17 am to Champagne
They are swooning under penalty of death. When Kim's daddy died all citizens were ordered to cry and wail hysterically at his funeral. Those that did not display sufficient emotion were imprisoned.
Reminds me of when Ming the Merciless married Dale. The public address announcement during the wedding was "All citizens shall make merry... under penalty of death."
Reminds me of when Ming the Merciless married Dale. The public address announcement during the wedding was "All citizens shall make merry... under penalty of death."
Posted on 4/27/14 at 8:28 am to Zach
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Ming the Merciless
Posted on 4/27/14 at 8:31 am to navy
My favorite line in the movie..
Dr. Zarkoff... But, why? Why destroy the Earth?
Ming .. Why not?
Dr. Zarkoff... But, why? Why destroy the Earth?
Ming .. Why not?
Posted on 4/27/14 at 8:38 am to Zach
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Zach
did you miss his golf tournament again this year?
Posted on 4/27/14 at 8:40 am to Tim
Yeah, it is known as crossing a killing field similar to the Iron Curtain and the Berlin Wall from the good old days of the Cold War. The odds are not stacked in their favor as China will send them back to NK if caught.
Posted on 4/27/14 at 8:45 am to Champagne
Threaten to feed them to your tigers. Its amazing how dashing you will appear to a woman with huge cat aversion.
Posted on 4/27/14 at 8:51 am to Champagne
Kim knows what every good dogmatist knows: indoctrinate them while they're young. It's very tough psychology for a person to admit that she had allowed herself to be hornswoggled her entire life.
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