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So I have started to pee sitting down.
Posted on 4/22/14 at 10:56 am
Posted on 4/22/14 at 10:56 am
Only when I am at home obviously.
I did not make this change on a whim. This was a decision I pondered for a bit with these rationales:
1. Tired of piss splashing about.
2. With this warmer weather its pleasant to sit my arse on that nice cool seat.
3. No more bitching about the seat up.
Only problem is my dick drooping down into the toilet water so I have to hold it up a bit.
I did not make this change on a whim. This was a decision I pondered for a bit with these rationales:
1. Tired of piss splashing about.
2. With this warmer weather its pleasant to sit my arse on that nice cool seat.
3. No more bitching about the seat up.
Only problem is my dick drooping down into the toilet water so I have to hold it up a bit.
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Posted on 4/22/14 at 10:57 am to Cosmo
So, Cosmo's IRL identity is Bruce Jenner.
Hmmmmmm.
Hmmmmmm.
Posted on 4/22/14 at 10:57 am to Cosmo
Hank Hill
Posted on 4/22/14 at 10:57 am to Cosmo
i do it in the morning.
that first pee of the morning is always too eratic to control.
that first pee of the morning is always too eratic to control.
Posted on 4/22/14 at 10:57 am to Cosmo
quote:from your mom?
No more bitching about the seat up.
Posted on 4/22/14 at 10:58 am to Cosmo
quote:Toilet clogged?
Only problem is my dick drooping down into the toilet water so I have to hold it up a bit.
Posted on 4/22/14 at 10:58 am to Cosmo
I have been a part of this thread before. Very surprised by the amount of oter's who pee sitting down!
Posted on 4/22/14 at 10:58 am to Cosmo
-1/10
Posted on 4/22/14 at 10:58 am to Winkface
Posted on 4/22/14 at 10:58 am to Cosmo
quote:
Only problem is my dick drooping down into the toilet water so I have to hold it up a bit.
Posted on 4/22/14 at 10:58 am to Cosmo
And you pull off a few squares to dab on your pee hole after, yes?
Posted on 4/22/14 at 10:58 am to Cosmo
quote:
1. Tired of piss splashing about.
2. With this warmer weather its pleasant to sit my arse on that nice cool seat.
3. No more bitching about the seat up.
JUST PISS IN THE SHOWER....SOLVES ALL PROBLEMS
Posted on 4/22/14 at 10:59 am to Cosmo
Peeing standing up is easy and part of being a man. WTF is going on here?
This has to be a troll attempt.
However, some people on here have admitted to doing it.
This has to be a troll attempt.
However, some people on here have admitted to doing it.
This post was edited on 4/22/14 at 11:00 am
Posted on 4/22/14 at 10:59 am to Cosmo
Posted on 4/22/14 at 10:59 am to Displaced
quote:or if I wake up at night to piss. I'm to lazy to stand
i do it in the morning.
Posted on 4/22/14 at 10:59 am to Sao
quote:
And you pull off a few squares to dab on your pee hole after, yes?
No thats another plus, you sit there a bit and all the piss dribbles out, no worrying about getting it on pants.
Posted on 4/22/14 at 11:00 am to Cosmo
I'll take it you just started your hormone treatment then?
Posted on 4/22/14 at 11:01 am to Cosmo
Welcome aboard. Been a long time member of the sitter's club. It becomes required when you have to wake up and take a whizz about twice a night or more.
Posted on 4/22/14 at 11:02 am to Cosmo
I pee outside every morning.
Posted on 4/22/14 at 11:04 am to Cosmo
One time in middle school I walked into the bathroom and while I was pissing in the urinal some weird kid was peeing sitting down in one of the stalls. I asked why and he said he cannot pee standing up. Two years later he had a hit list at school.
I don't trust you
I don't trust you
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