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Post your best advice about women here

Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:29 am
Posted by TequilaMockingBird
Member since Jul 2013
823 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:29 am
If she smokes, she pokes.

That works every single time. I've never met a smoker that isn't straight dtf all the time.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:30 am to
Girls will meet someone, deem them their best friend, post on Facebook about how much they love each other, go out with each other, bake cupcakes for one another, then like 2 weeks later realize that they don't have much in common and Marissa is kind of a count who has no problem sucking Charlene's boyfriend's penis.



So my suggestion is stop
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32701 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:31 am to
that isn't advice.

that is a stupid observation.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:31 am to
Don't let them make you feel special.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:31 am to
quote:

Post your best advice about women here



Here you go, this is everything I have learned:
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39147 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:32 am to
Women love money. They also love lying and drama, and of course huge penises.
This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 11:33 am
Posted by Wet Bandit
USA
Member since Apr 2014
185 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:33 am to
quote:

Here you go, this is everything I have learned:
you know more than most of us
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:34 am to
Some people will say be a dick and they'll love you. While that is kind of true, it can be misinterpreted. Just ignore them and pay attention to their friends. It will drive them nuts. Don't call them fat or stupid or something like that. It's as simple as ignoring them and paying attention to their friends.

Also, don't talk too much. The mysterious, reserved type that chimes in with funny comments in select moments will get her. Smile a lot as well, it makes them feel comfortable around you. Just don't smile at them.

"Don't ever try to understand women. Women understand women and they all hate each other." -Unknown




This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 11:36 am
Posted by willthezombie
the graveyard
Member since Dec 2013
1546 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:34 am to
quote:

Post your best advice about women here


if she can cook and suck marry that broad
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:34 am to
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Posted by chillygentilly
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Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:35 am to
https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/display.aspx?sp=42819376&b=2&s=1&p=42819376

A post from 2011, that I Love Bama reposted last year. Every point is spot on.
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:35 am to
Don't trust a hoe
Posted by willthezombie
the graveyard
Member since Dec 2013
1546 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:37 am to
quote:

Women love money. They also love lying and drama, and of course huge penises.


they love money more than huge penises, they can always buy a big dildo, they can't make the hung guy make more $$$
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:37 am to
quote:

Don't trust a hoe


You didn't happen to attend a bachelor party in Biloxi last weekend did you?
Posted by TequilaMockingBird
Member since Jul 2013
823 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:37 am to
It is except 7 is bull shite.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:38 am to
You're a stupid observation. frick you.
This post was edited on 4/16/14 at 11:38 am
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:38 am to
(no message)
Posted by Boomtown
Member since Jan 2014
1986 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:38 am to
Yes means anal
Posted by PierPunk
#BugaNation
Member since Apr 2013
3291 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:40 am to
Don't ever try to understand women.

Women are the only people who understand women and they hate each other.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 4/16/14 at 11:41 am to
quote:

LINK

A post from 2011, that I Love Bama reposted last year. Every point is spot on.


Great post by that dude.

My favorite:

Item 5: There is nothing a woman can sniff out like desperation. If you have even one tiny cell of creepy in you, she'll smell it all over you like a possum carcus in the sun. One of the lessons of adulthood is frickING RELAX. Do it, for all our sakes. Don't chase women, for there is no need. Be a man, be yourself, have a good time and get your life in order, and the women will forever come to you. Believe this fellas.....nothing could be truer.
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