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So how about a clean joke to offset the thread that will get you banned.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:31 pm
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:31 pm
A frog walks into a loan officer's office at a bank. The frog tells the loan officer, whose name is Patricia Mack, that he wants a 30,000 dollar loan for a boat. Mrs. Mack tells the frog that with a limited credit history the bank will need some collateral. The frog presents a tiny porcelain pig to Mrs. Mack. She looks at it and says that she would have to talk to her manager as this is not the traditional collateral. The Manager comes out of his office, glances at the pig, and tells her... that's a knick nack Patti Mack give this frog a loan.
Go ahead a boo but that's a good clean joke that you can tell anyone.
Go ahead a boo but that's a good clean joke that you can tell anyone.
This post was edited on 4/7/14 at 11:53 pm
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Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:33 pm to BurtReynoldsMustache
Cliff notes: shitty joke
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:34 pm to BurtReynoldsMustache
Unfortunately, I laughed a lot harder at the Holocaust joke. I guess that doesn't say much for me.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:35 pm to 12
Polish jokes are always a good time
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:36 pm to FloridaMike
Dirty jokes are funnier but I'm interested to see if there is a clean joke out there that can get some laughs.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:37 pm to BurtReynoldsMustache
Horse walks into a bar.. bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:38 pm to BurtReynoldsMustache
OP's post is a pretty good joke.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:39 pm to 12
yeah, me too.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:40 pm to BurtReynoldsMustache
A young couple were married and then embarked on their honeymoon. When they returned, the bride ran to the phone and called her mother, who asked, "How was your honeymoon, dear?" "Oh, mama!" she replied, "The honeymoon was so wonderful and romantic..." But then, suddenly she burst out crying and said "but, mama, as soon as we returned home, he started using the most horrible language... things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home. Please mama!"
"Darling, darling," her mother said, "calm down and tell me, what words could be so awful?" And, the daughter cried "please don't make me tell you, mama! I'm so embarrassed - they're just too awful! Just come and get me, please!"
"Oh, darling, you must tell me what has you so upset... tell me these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama... words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"
"Darling, darling," her mother said, "calm down and tell me, what words could be so awful?" And, the daughter cried "please don't make me tell you, mama! I'm so embarrassed - they're just too awful! Just come and get me, please!"
"Oh, darling, you must tell me what has you so upset... tell me these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama... words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:40 pm to brucevilanch
2 men walked into a bar...the 3rd one ducked
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:43 pm to unbeWEAVEable
I laughed pretty hard at that one. Had to wipe my eyes; I teared up.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:44 pm to BurtReynoldsMustache
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:45 pm to BurtReynoldsMustache
12 your down votes are hurting my feelings. youre 
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:47 pm to Old Money
Cartoons can be some of the funniest examples of clean humor.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:50 pm to BurtReynoldsMustache
A duck walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and asks in a shrill annoying duck voice, "Got any grapes?!"
The bartender says "No. This is a bar. We do not have grapes." The duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks in the bar just the same and asks again: "Got any grapes?!" The bartender again replies "You stupid duck. No! I told you yesterday. This is a bar. We have wine. We have olives. But we do not have any fricking grapes." The duck leaves.
When this happens again on the third day, the bartender gets royally pissed off and tells the duck "If you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, I swear to God I will nail your beak to the bar."
Six months go by. The duck is never seen until...
Finally one day the duck walks back in the bar, goes to the bartender and says "Got any nails?!"
The bartender is confused. "Huh? No..." he replies.
"Got any grapes?!"
You're welcome
The bartender says "No. This is a bar. We do not have grapes." The duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks in the bar just the same and asks again: "Got any grapes?!" The bartender again replies "You stupid duck. No! I told you yesterday. This is a bar. We have wine. We have olives. But we do not have any fricking grapes." The duck leaves.
When this happens again on the third day, the bartender gets royally pissed off and tells the duck "If you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, I swear to God I will nail your beak to the bar."
Six months go by. The duck is never seen until...
Finally one day the duck walks back in the bar, goes to the bartender and says "Got any nails?!"
The bartender is confused. "Huh? No..." he replies.
"Got any grapes?!"
You're welcome
This post was edited on 4/8/14 at 12:00 am
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:51 pm to genro
That one I liked.
Posted on 4/7/14 at 11:57 pm to BurtReynoldsMustache
quote:
that's a knick nack Patti Mack give this frog a loan.
Posted on 4/8/14 at 12:05 am to BurtReynoldsMustache
Posted on 4/8/14 at 12:07 am to TH03
Why do women wear white to their wedding? So they match the other kitchen appliances
Posted on 4/8/14 at 12:23 am to BurtReynoldsMustache
What do yo you call a valley girl with one leg shorter than the other? NOT EVEN?????????????????????
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