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Creative threats your parents came up with
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:38 pm
I was in a parent-teacher conference today where the mom threatened to beat her daughter "down to the black meat" if she didn't straighten up in school. WTF?!
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Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:39 pm to CroakaBait
white parent?
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:39 pm to Mr.Perfect
Nope, opposite.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:39 pm to CroakaBait
I got my arse whooped by a busted paddleball paddle with Geoffrey the giraffe on it
I hate toy r us now
I hate toy r us now
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:40 pm to CroakaBait
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:41 pm to Turkey_Creek_Tiger
I repeatedly got the "go get a switch off the tree in the backyard and I'll whip you with it" routine. They even followed through on quite a few occasions.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:41 pm to CroakaBait
my dad didn't make threats he wasn't beta
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:42 pm to CroakaBait
Pack your bags, I'm taking you to the orphanage.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:43 pm to Pax Regis
quote:
go get a switch off the tree in
I hated picking my own switch, and if it wasn't big enough if got picked for you which sucked. I got pretty good at finding just the right one.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:44 pm to CroakaBait
My mom used Charlie & The Chocolate Factory, namely the oompa loompas. She explained to me (about 5 years old at the time)that when children are bad they're sent to California where the Oompa Loompas live. And every day the bad children are fed to the Oompa Loompas for their dinner. I still hate those little bastards almost 40 years later.
This post was edited on 4/3/14 at 4:48 pm
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:44 pm to CroakaBait
I'm gonna knock you into the MacMillian's back yard.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:45 pm to CroakaBait
I originally read this as
'...beat her "down with the black meat"'
'...beat her "down with the black meat"'
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:46 pm to Palo Gaucho
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I hated picking my own switch
My mom (grandmother) got smart really quick. When i messed up, she sent by brother to get he hickory. When he messed up, she sent me to get it. That way she knew anytime she needed a hickory, we'd always pick out a prime one for her. And she even kept a mason jar with water in it to store her switches. She could keep them limber for like a week.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:49 pm to Darth_Vader
She sounds like a tough old bird!
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:49 pm to CroakaBait
Here's one I used last night.
I will take everything from you that I paid for. phone, tv, car, bed, etc. Oh, and that I would become your worst nightmare
And it wasn't a threat, it was a promise.
I will take everything from you that I paid for. phone, tv, car, bed, etc. Oh, and that I would become your worst nightmare
And it wasn't a threat, it was a promise.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:49 pm to CroakaBait
My parents used to put tabasco in my mouth when I said curse words.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:51 pm to CroakaBait
Two particular ones that come to mind
"If you don't study you'll be a trash man when you get older."
They also threatened to send me to St. John's Cathedral School in Shreveport when I was acting up in K through 8.
"If you don't study you'll be a trash man when you get older."
They also threatened to send me to St. John's Cathedral School in Shreveport when I was acting up in K through 8.
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:51 pm to lsu480
quote:
My parents used to put tabasco in my mouth when I said curse words
Ivory soap, "I'm gonna wash your mouth out boy!!"
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:51 pm to JumpingTheShark
Another one was "I'll tan your hide."
Posted on 4/3/14 at 4:52 pm to MBclass83
My buddy's dad would do this to me and my friend when we were cutting up.Wasnt really a threat but i knew when he said this he was pissed and we needed to chill out. He would walk up to us really fast. Get nose to nose with us and say "boys you do that one more time, Im gonna be all up in your eyes like onions"
Oh he was a Vietnam Vet with two purple hearts and a bronze star. So yeah. He didnt frick around.
Oh he was a Vietnam Vet with two purple hearts and a bronze star. So yeah. He didnt frick around.
This post was edited on 4/3/14 at 4:53 pm
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