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My philosophy of life vindicated

Posted on 4/2/14 at 5:57 pm
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112410 posts
Posted on 4/2/14 at 5:57 pm
Before I came on this board I posted on other boards my philosophy of life. It's simple:

Happiness is the sum total of horrible things that could have happened to you ... but didn't.

Here is an example of something that could happen to you. But didn't.

LINK



Posted by fleaux
section 0
Member since Aug 2012
8741 posts
Posted on 4/2/14 at 6:01 pm to
Does a ditch count?
Posted by davesdawgs
Georgia - Class of '75
Member since Oct 2008
20307 posts
Posted on 4/2/14 at 6:05 pm to
Don't care? Had sex.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112410 posts
Posted on 4/2/14 at 6:08 pm to
Men are just beasts. I'm so ashamed of my gender.
Posted by fleaux
section 0
Member since Aug 2012
8741 posts
Posted on 4/2/14 at 6:11 pm to
Hes not a man, a man would have jumped in with her and finished the job
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20105 posts
Posted on 4/2/14 at 6:53 pm to
quote:

They found a quiet corner in the park to have sex but did not realise that their movements had dislodged a waterwheel well shaft cover and the woman, named locally as Edelia Aponte, 21, tumbled through the gap.



She has a "local name"? Is Edelia Aponte a spanish word for "slut in the hole"?

Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 4/2/14 at 6:54 pm to
quote:

Hes not a man, a man would have jumped in with her and finished the job


Pffft...I can finish without her. I'm not jumping into a well for a chick I just met.
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20105 posts
Posted on 4/2/14 at 6:56 pm to
He must be married to someone else. His wife was probably en el bano at the time, and he was hoping for a quicky with the "locally named girl".
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75344 posts
Posted on 4/2/14 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

Don't care Had sex.
Posted by Eurocat
Member since Apr 2004
15035 posts
Posted on 4/2/14 at 10:56 pm to
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