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Zombie survival louisiana ranked 44th. Link added
Posted on 3/26/14 at 5:52 pm
Posted on 3/26/14 at 5:52 pm
LINK
44th—LOUISIANA
For Louisiana, the downside of letting the good times roll is it makes it very difficult outrun the living dead. Lack of physical fitness and limited knowledge of zombies dooms the great state of Louisiana… once it runs out of ammunition.
1st—ALASKA
In a state where residents run from bears and moose, they will not be scared of slow-moving corpses. Alaska is packed with military personnel and veterans, and they’re only a fraction of the well-armed Alaskans prepared to shoot zombies from a moving snowmobile.
44th—LOUISIANA
For Louisiana, the downside of letting the good times roll is it makes it very difficult outrun the living dead. Lack of physical fitness and limited knowledge of zombies dooms the great state of Louisiana… once it runs out of ammunition.
1st—ALASKA
In a state where residents run from bears and moose, they will not be scared of slow-moving corpses. Alaska is packed with military personnel and veterans, and they’re only a fraction of the well-armed Alaskans prepared to shoot zombies from a moving snowmobile.
This post was edited on 3/26/14 at 5:58 pm
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 5:53 pm to bulldog95
Link?
I want to see where my state ranks.
I want to see where my state ranks.
This post was edited on 3/26/14 at 5:54 pm
Posted on 3/26/14 at 5:53 pm to bulldog95
Looks like they are only considering New Orleans as Louisiana. 
Posted on 3/26/14 at 5:53 pm to bulldog95
Horse shite. We could just unleash all the pit bulls in the ghetto. They would kill all zombies
Posted on 3/26/14 at 5:54 pm to bulldog95
Zombie survival would be a joke in the south... As long as we're talking Walking Dead zombies instead of 28 Days Later zombies.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 5:54 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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Horse shite. We could just unleash all the pit bulls in the ghetto. They would kill all zombies
Three words: zombie pit bulls.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 5:59 pm to DrTyger
Unleash the cops.
See I could be leader. I got it all figured out
See I could be leader. I got it all figured out
Posted on 3/26/14 at 6:04 pm to Nado Jenkins83
I, and ten guys from high school, have had a zombie plan since eigth grade.
Headquarters here. Everyone is to meet here with all the fuel, water, food, and offensive weapons they can haul.
Beyond that...it's confidential.
Everytime we see each other... we joke about it. Some guys I hadnt seen in ten years and we still joked about it.
Headquarters here. Everyone is to meet here with all the fuel, water, food, and offensive weapons they can haul.
Beyond that...it's confidential.
Everytime we see each other... we joke about it. Some guys I hadnt seen in ten years and we still joked about it.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 6:07 pm to SuzukiGoat
do zombies swim?
Posted on 3/26/14 at 6:20 pm to SuzukiGoat
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have had a zombie plan since eigth grade.
If they're Walking Dead zombies, I think every state would have plenty of survivors. Just think... You and a couple of buddies on your roof with a few Ruger 10/22s and some Federal bulk packs.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 6:26 pm to bulldog95
Shouldn't Chicago be red? Hmmm
Posted on 3/26/14 at 6:27 pm to CroTigerXIII
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Shouldn't Chicago be red? Hmmm
I thought the same thing.
The theme here seems to be densely populated areas and areas in poor healthy are fricked. But Chicago is a notable exception.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 6:40 pm to DrTyger
most of their source data came from facebook self posts. Self proclaimed survival experts who boast about their martial arts, lazertag, and paintball skills while having an interest in zombie movies elevated their states scores.
:roflmao:
:roflmao:
This post was edited on 3/26/14 at 6:42 pm
Posted on 3/26/14 at 6:48 pm to DrTyger
quote:If that ain't scary...nothing is.
Three words: zombie pit bulls.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 6:49 pm to bulldog95
So, the states with the most guns are not going to make it during the zombie apocalypse? bullshite.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 7:20 pm to bulldog95
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dooms the great state of Louisiana… once it runs out of ammunition.
The OB alone probably has enough ammo to wipe out the entire population of louisiana.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 7:24 pm to Yellerhammer5
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The OB alone probably has enough ammo to wipe out the entire population of louisiana.
Just did the math... I have enough to wipe out the nearest town....100x lol
Posted on 3/26/14 at 7:28 pm to SuzukiGoat
The key being people working together. Separate and you die.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 7:30 pm to SuzukiGoat
Based off south of I10 then louisiana is fricked.
North of I10 especially the swamps and north LA and louisiana is GTG
North of I10 especially the swamps and north LA and louisiana is GTG
Posted on 3/26/14 at 7:31 pm to bulldog95
I'm jumping in my boat. Zombies can't swim.
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