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Penguins introduce #AskNeal on twitter; results aren't surprising
Posted on 3/24/14 at 6:10 pm
Posted on 3/24/14 at 6:10 pm
Whoever runs the Pittsburgh Penguins' twitter page should've seen this one coming. Earlier today they engaged fans with an #AskNeal Q & A and some responses from twitter were pretty great.
Well deserved for one the biggest POS in the league.
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Flyers Nation ?@FlyersNation 3h
James, do you get the biggest thrill out of kneeing someone in the head or cross checking them in the head? #AskNeal
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Neal the Paralyzer ?@ConnSmytheKyle 3h
#askneal @penguins if a train leaves the station at 9 AM, and it's 75 degrees, by Newton's L.O.G. how many careers will you end that day?
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John Forsyth ?@blackbear93 2h
#askneal if you could go back in time and end the career of any player in NHL history who would you choose?
Well deserved for one the biggest POS in the league.
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This post was edited on 3/24/14 at 6:24 pm
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Posted on 3/24/14 at 6:15 pm to HumbleNinja
That's funny stuff
Posted on 3/24/14 at 6:32 pm to HumbleNinja
Gotta love all the jealous Flyer fans.
#RealDealJamesNeal
#RealDealJamesNeal
Posted on 3/24/14 at 6:39 pm to HumbleNinja
James Neal is a bitch. Dives like an Argentinian soccer player and takes cheap shots like Todd Bertuzzi
Posted on 3/24/14 at 6:56 pm to Bigpoppat
quote:Why would the Flyers fans be jealous?
Gotta love all the jealous Flyer fans.
Last weekend Flyers owned Pens in back to back games. & more importantly the Last time we met in playoffs the Penguins lost in 6!
Gotta love the resident Pen fan!
This post was edited on 3/24/14 at 9:54 pm
Posted on 3/24/14 at 7:23 pm to fabtigers
My favorites:
If you owned a bar, how cheap would your shots be?
If you could have any super power, how would you use it to hit opponents in the head?
if you could go back in time and play with any player in history, which one would you knee in the face?
Ever get encouraging texts from Darius Kasparaitis or Ulf Samuelsson when you go a few games without concussing someone?
When Fleury chokes again in the playoffs, will it be by your hands?
If you owned a bar, how cheap would your shots be?
If you could have any super power, how would you use it to hit opponents in the head?
if you could go back in time and play with any player in history, which one would you knee in the face?
Ever get encouraging texts from Darius Kasparaitis or Ulf Samuelsson when you go a few games without concussing someone?
When Fleury chokes again in the playoffs, will it be by your hands?
Posted on 3/24/14 at 7:25 pm to UltimateHog
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UltimateHog
Did you enjoy the Pryor thread?
So...wrong on Pryor, wrong on Quick, wrong on Bert, wrong on Neal, wrong on...
You're PEEJ with players.
This post was edited on 3/24/14 at 7:28 pm
Posted on 3/24/14 at 7:28 pm to TN Bhoy
What's great is that even the PensBlog found it funny. Though they do have a point about Flyers fans bitching about dirty hits.
Posted on 3/24/14 at 7:37 pm to HumbleNinja
Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:40 pm to fabtigers
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Why would the Flyers fans be jealous?
Because they haven't won a Cup in 14,181 days or 466 months or 38 years. However you want to look at that joke of a franchise. They're becoming the Cubs of the NHL.
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Gotta love the resident retard Flyer fan!
FIFY.
This post was edited on 3/24/14 at 9:46 pm
Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:42 pm to TN Bhoy
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So...wrong on Pryor
True.
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wrong on Quick
Uhh, we didn't even medal with Quick in net, after a silver with Miller. So I was dead on accurate.
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wrong on Bert
Huh?
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wrong on Neal
Huh?
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You're PEEJ with players.
You're the PEEJ of posters, you make zero sense. And you like soccer.
Posted on 3/24/14 at 9:43 pm to HumbleNinja
Neal and Crosby deserve each other.
Posted on 3/24/14 at 10:19 pm to pvilleguru
You got this from barstool
Posted on 3/25/14 at 7:25 am to HumbleNinja
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@penguins #askneal what favorite memory have you robbed from one of the players you kneed to the head?
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@annegh9
When playing operation, what should I take out first? The knee or the head? #askneal
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@vivalablue
When Bylsma asks you to take a knee at practice do you respond with "No, coach. I only give them." #Penguins #AskNeal @penguins
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@vivalablue
Why didn't you use a better headshot for your Twitter profile? #AskNeal #Penguins @penguins
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@JohnKlimas
Is it true psychopaths start by killing small animals & What kind of pets did you torture as a kid ? #AskNeal
Posted on 3/25/14 at 7:25 am to HumbleNinja
Posted on 3/25/14 at 7:52 am to Jim Rockford
#AskNeal Do you feel the need to use icy hot on your knee after using it as a weapon?
Were you a test tube baby or did your mom sit in something?
Which NHL official are you currently having sexual relations with in order to avoid longer (appropriate) suspensions?
#AskNeal Do you have any superstitions in the locker room before the game? Like kneeing someone in the face?
Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get away from Neal's elbow.
How do u put a kid to sleep...knee them in the head or cross-check them in the face?
If Timmy had 3 apples and Bobby had 4 oranges, which one would you cross-check first to steal their fruit?
#AskNeal Where is Malaysian flight 370? You didn't knee it in the wing, did you?
This post was edited on 3/25/14 at 7:54 am
Posted on 3/25/14 at 8:19 am to fabtigers
I don't know a thing about hockey, but I'm glad I clicked this thread
Posted on 3/25/14 at 8:54 am to HumbleNinja
frick the pens
Posted on 3/25/14 at 10:35 am to UltimateHog
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Uhh, we didn't even medal with Quick in net, after a silver with Miller. So I was dead on accurate.
So (shockingly...a Pen) Orpik selling the jerseys gets blamed on Quick?
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Huh?
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Huh?
See this thread
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You're the PEEJ of posters, you make zero sense. And you like soccer.
I like the most popular sport in the world so I'm an idiot?
Posted on 3/25/14 at 3:37 pm to TN Bhoy
Man that was awesome. A few more to add......
I mean, not for nothing, but the guy is dirtier than sasha grey on ecstasy
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#AskNeal when you go to mt.rushmore do you get the overwhelming sensation to knee those huge arse heads.
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Hi, James! There are 206 bones in the human body. How many have you used to hit people in the head? #AskNeal
I mean, not for nothing, but the guy is dirtier than sasha grey on ecstasy
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