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Caught somebody jacking it at work.
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:02 pm
I have long held a suspicion about this guy who takes an unusual amount of shites. He could not possibly move his bowels as many times as he makes long trips into the bathroom. My friends and I have made jokes about him sitting on the toilet and having intense jack sessions in the middle of the workday. Finally, my suspicions were confirmed. I walked into the toilet and I heard a faint sound of porno playing from the stall he was in. He had the volume turned down low but I still heard it for a moment. He quickly turned it down when he realized he wasnt alone in the bathroom anymore. Needless to say we mercilessly harrassed him afterwards.
Do you guys have any experiences like this?
Do you guys have any experiences like this?
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Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:03 pm to LSUAFMAN
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Needless to say we mercilessly harrassed him afterwards.
y'all some dicks.
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:03 pm to LSUAFMAN
You should've helped him finish
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:03 pm to LSUAFMAN
I'm a teacher.... I hope to God I never have to deal with this.
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:04 pm to LSUAFMAN
You gay brah.
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:04 pm to LSUAFMAN
When you gotta go you gotta go.
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:04 pm to LSUAFMAN
Whenever he goes to the bathroom, set meatspin to his home page and turn the volume way up
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:07 pm to Clames
how am I gay for that? 
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:07 pm to LSUAFMAN
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Needless to say we mercilessly harrassed him afterwards.
Seriously? It will be really funny when he puts a harassment suit on your arse and gets you fired. All he has to say is that he has digestive problems and that you are making false allegations then your will be fired or written up. Even though you probably should be anyway because if you are that bored that you notice when someone goes to the bathroom and have time to talk about it then you are not working anyway.
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:08 pm to LSUAFMAN
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:08 pm to LSUAFMAN
I am not in charge. Actually he is as I am in the military and he outranks me.
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:08 pm to LSUAFMAN
I say you try this just to make him find a more creative place for his happy time.
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:08 pm to LSUAFMAN
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how am I gay for that?
why would you mess with a guy who is trying to wack it? he's not harming you.
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:08 pm to SteveLSU35
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I'm a teacher.... I hope to God I never have to deal with this.
Teachers like to jack it in the bathroom?
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:09 pm to LSUAFMAN
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Caught somebody jacking it at work.
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Actually he is as I am in the military and he outranks me.
"Don't ask, don't tell."
This post was edited on 3/23/14 at 1:10 pm
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:10 pm to LSUAFMAN
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Actually he is as I am in the military and he outranks me.
Then I retract my previous statement. It should be fully expected even though he is most likely going to make your life a living hell.
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:10 pm to lsuwontonwrap
I didn't mess with him. I politely let him finish but I walked outside and told everyone he was watching porno in the bathroom.
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:11 pm to LSUAFMAN
I heard somebody jacking off in the walmart bathroom once.
Posted on 3/23/14 at 1:12 pm to LSUAFMAN
whoa where you work at? JB Charleston?
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