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Police seeks couple who had public dumpster sex on St. Patricks day

Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:09 pm
Posted by McCringleberryy
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:09 pm
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Newark, Del. police are seeking the unnamed man and woman caught having sex against a dumpster at the Galleria, a popular shopping center on a major street near the University of Delaware campus. The evidence is all over the internet in the form of a shaky, somewhat-NSFW YouTube video, and some tastefully censored Instagram photos.



The comments are awesome
This post was edited on 3/20/14 at 8:10 pm
Posted by PierPunk
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:09 pm to
sorry for partying
Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:10 pm to
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A couple decided to screw like no one was watching on St. Patrick's Day. Unfortunately, everyone was watching, because they were in a parking lot behind a Dunkin' Donuts during broad daylight.


he just wanted to dunk in her donut
This post was edited on 3/20/14 at 8:11 pm
Posted by jimbeam
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

McCringeberryy
Posted by goldenbadger08
Sorting Out MSB BS Since 2011
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:10 pm to
fricking tfm, bro. Way TFTC
Posted by poncho villa
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:12 pm to
is this really worthy of the cop's attention? jesus
Posted by McCringleberryy
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:13 pm to
Of course it is. Do you think they want that glaze on their donuts?
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:14 pm to
Did they find my keys?
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

The evidence is all over the internet in the form of a shaky, somewhat-NSFW YouTube video, and some tastefully censored Instagram photos.




go on...
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36105 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:19 pm to
the whole thing was probably one big alcohol enabled misunderstanding - but he couldn't say no when she took him up on his invitation to have dumpster sex
Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:22 pm to
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Meanwhile, on the other coast, Nicole Simpson's and Ron Goldman's killer is not brought to justice.

OJ WAS looking for Nicole's killa on every golf course he played.


Posted by Mac
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:27 pm to
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soccerfüt



Alter.
Posted by Voorhies7
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:29 pm to
Soccer.
Posted by Casty McBoozer
your mom's fat arse
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:40 pm to
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Is that Blondie?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:43 pm to
Point being, "Really cops?"

Is this the most pressing case you all have to make?

Folks doing the bone dance in public, albeit in a disgusting place is really not an actionable offense.

There is much greater mayhem going on in that specific community yesterday, today and tomorrow than the issue at hand.
Posted by McCringleberryy
Member since Dec 2012
4306 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:45 pm to
It's Delaware bro.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:50 pm to
My meow bad. Little state, big 'tude.

Posted by bigberg2000
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Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 9:13 pm to
This also happened by the back door at burgersmith in b.r.
Posted by SDVTiger
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 9:15 pm to
Comments are classic
Posted by bpinson
Ms
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 9:23 pm to
It's St Paddy's Day, I don't really see the problem. They couldn't wait. Like they say, never trust a fart and never waste a hard on.
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