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Posted by SouthOfSouth
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:00 am to
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I mean, how could you not enjoy oral?


Only way I can think that anyone would say they don't like oral is they are lying or they haven't had it before.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:01 am to
Good morning.

I feel sorry for the ladies with the obviously broken parts.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:01 am to
maybe they've never had it good
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:02 am to
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maybe they've never had it good


Oral sex is like pizza, even shitty oral is good.
Posted by JPLIII
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:02 am to
It just doesn't make sense......there has to be something going on with them. I mean, even if you're unfortunate enough to not be able to achieve orgasm via oral, it feels amazing. There has to be something else at work here.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:03 am to
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maybe they've never had it good


It's like pizza, son.

ETA: You people are harshing my mellow this morning. Talk about something other than sampling damaged monkeys and tongue shoveling stink ditches.
This post was edited on 3/20/14 at 8:05 am
Posted by JPLIII
Broussard - terd supporter
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:04 am to
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Oral sex is like pizza, even shitty oral is good.


this
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:04 am to
ive had bad both before
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:05 am to
I've had Chicago deep dish supreme oral and I've had Totino's frozen oral... I will tell you that I enjoyed both.
Posted by JPLIII
Broussard - terd supporter
Member since Jan 2008
22630 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:07 am to
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ive had bad both before



oh, me too. But the "bad" was essentially an isolated incident or two. Generally speaking though, oral is pretty fricking good....even when it's "bad". If LL and Paige are saying that they just generally don't like it, that's whack.

eta: I really wish someone would have questioned them as to why they don't care for it. I'm sure they'll be around today....I'll ax.
This post was edited on 3/20/14 at 8:09 am
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:13 am to
Some women don't like oral due to intimacy issues, self esteem issues, history of abuse, desensitized stimulation, medical problems, and an assortment of other reasons

Who knows
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:13 am to
My husband when we first met said he was ambivalent about it. That oral (on him) was a minor foreplay event only. He had never finished that way ever. "He couldn't" challenge accepted!! We now have a convert.


We were friends before dating for over ten years so I am pretty sure he wasn't lying. I am fairly certain his first wife and ex gf before me just sucked in bed.
Posted by JPLIII
Broussard - terd supporter
Member since Jan 2008
22630 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:14 am to
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women don't like oral due to intimacy issues, self esteem issues, history of abuse, desensitized stimulation, medical problems, and an assortment of other reasons



Exactly what I'm saying.

eta:
quote:

his first wife and ex gf before me just sucked in bed.


cocky m'fer.
This post was edited on 3/20/14 at 8:15 am
Posted by bigberg2000
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Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:16 am to
Good morning everyone.
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:17 am to
Morning Berg!
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:17 am to
Sup berg
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:18 am to
So I see we're still discussing oral.... Cool. I for one have never to meet this more rare (and tragic) of creatures, the girl who does not like to receive oral. The whole concept just seems foreign to me.
Posted by JPLIII
Broussard - terd supporter
Member since Jan 2008
22630 posts
Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:18 am to
hey berg. you down with oral? (not an offer)
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:22 am to


Cades.About that time.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 3/20/14 at 8:23 am to
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LL and Paige are saying that they just generally don't like it
LL likes her butthole licked but not her vag, and paige the part-time lesbian doesn't participate in cunnilingus? i call bullshite on both.

good morning everyone.
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