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What to do with a dead cat?
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:12 pm
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:12 pm
When I left for work on Friday, I noticed out of the corner of my eye a black and white cat laying in the leaves on the side of my house. I didn't think anything of it and figured it was asleep ( the neighbors across the street feed strays I assume because there's always 5-6 cats hanging around their house).
This morning I left to go grab lunch, and that same cat is still asleep in the same spot it was in yesterday morning. I haven't walked up to it but needless to say, it dead. I'm hoping another dog or raccoon or something will drag it off, but if not, I certainly don't want a damn cat rotting next to my house. So far my plan is to shovel it up and throw it in a trash bag and put it out with the rest of the trash to be picked up on Monday. Not sure I'm in the mood to mess around with a 2 day old dead cat carcus though
This morning I left to go grab lunch, and that same cat is still asleep in the same spot it was in yesterday morning. I haven't walked up to it but needless to say, it dead. I'm hoping another dog or raccoon or something will drag it off, but if not, I certainly don't want a damn cat rotting next to my house. So far my plan is to shovel it up and throw it in a trash bag and put it out with the rest of the trash to be picked up on Monday. Not sure I'm in the mood to mess around with a 2 day old dead cat carcus though
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Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:13 pm to fillmoregandt
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:13 pm to fillmoregandt
Chinese Combo King
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:14 pm to fillmoregandt
Burn it. Only way to stop the plague. Wear a mask and good luck
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:14 pm to fillmoregandt
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shovel it up and throw it in a trash bag and put it out with the rest of the trash to be picked up on Monday.
Seems like the common sense thing to do
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:16 pm to fillmoregandt
Besides it's crazy you'd seek advice for this to begin with..
i'd save it and put it in an Ex's mailbox.
i'd save it and put it in an Ex's mailbox.
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:16 pm to fillmoregandt
get a shovel and throw it in the neighbors yard = not your problem anymore
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:16 pm to fillmoregandt
First you make a roux....
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:16 pm to fillmoregandt
I fricked up when I was younger and dumped a dead cat in our freshly dumped city can. It rotted the whole week and got stuck to the bottom the can. Pops made me scrape and wash out the can after a few weeks of it not falling out when the truck came by to dump it. Nasty 
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:16 pm to fillmoregandt
Give it to a dead dog.
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:16 pm to fillmoregandt
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So far my plan is to shovel it up and throw it in a trash bag and put it out with the rest of the trash to be picked up on Monday.
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:17 pm to mack the knife
Don't be a sissy b!tch..dig a small hole and bury it in your yard. Have a heart!
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:17 pm to fillmoregandt
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What to do with a dead cat?
Johnny Carson would throw it through Robert Goulet's vibrato.
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:17 pm to fillmoregandt
Toss it in a ditch or bury it or burn it
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:18 pm to onelochevy
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Seems like the common sense thing to do
I'd have to wait until nighttime, because I'm not parading a dead cat on a shovel in the middle of the day in my front yard. I live in a fairly populated neighborhood
Then again, if I wait until night, I suddenly look like the sketchy nneighbor playing with a shovel and dead cat.
Hence my dilemma
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:18 pm to fillmoregandt
power brake your ride on it and see how far the guts spray
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:18 pm to fillmoregandt
swing it
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:19 pm to Dorothy
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:19 pm to fillmoregandt
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I'd have to wait until nighttime, because I'm not parading a dead cat on a shovel in the middle of the day in my front yard. I live in a fairly populated neighborhood
Really? It's just a dead animal
Posted on 3/8/14 at 5:19 pm to fillmoregandt
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So far my plan is to shovel it up and throw it in a trash bag and put it out with the rest of the trash to be picked up on Monday.
The circle of life
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