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Scarlett Johansson is Pregnant

Posted on 3/4/14 at 4:54 pm
Posted by Future_FlexZone
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2013
284 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 4:54 pm
One of the last vestiges of pure feminine beauty is in for Nature's overhaul.

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The lovely Ms Scarlett Johansson is expecting from her french fiancee. I for one am happy that she filmed Under the Skin before nature takes its toll. Hopefully it's released soon. In it, she plays an alien imposing a woman and seducing men from all over Scotland in order to drain their flesh, and word it, it's a very graphic film with Sco-Joh presented in all of her beauty.
This post was edited on 3/4/14 at 4:58 pm
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112204 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 4:56 pm to
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ScoJoh


Wut
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37316 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 4:58 pm to
Lucky bastard
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155364 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 4:59 pm to
i never pull out in time
Posted by OldSouth
Folsom, LA
Member since Oct 2011
10940 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 4:59 pm to
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Lucky bastard
You wouldn't believe the shite I have to put up with.

ETA: Damnit S
This post was edited on 3/4/14 at 5:01 pm
Posted by Ghostfacedistiller
BR
Member since Jun 2008
17500 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:01 pm to
I'd raw dog her
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:03 pm to
you're welcome
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56247 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:04 pm to
Heard this earlier. Ruined.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13253 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:04 pm to
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Scarlett Johansson is Pregnant

Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:07 pm to
Dem pregger titties
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:07 pm to
She is gonna blow up


She don't look like the type to be tiny with a lil basketball bump
Posted by SW2SCLA
We all float down here
Member since Feb 2009
22804 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:07 pm to
Dem milk titties are gonna be epic
Posted by Phate
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
11723 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:10 pm to
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Hopefully it's released soon.


April 4 according to IMDB
This post was edited on 3/4/14 at 5:11 pm
Posted by CT
Kate Upton's back
Member since Sep 2004
21054 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:14 pm to
We didn't plan it. She was taking antibiotics and her BC didn't work. I've been keeping it a secret for a few weeks now.
Posted by prince of fools
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2009
1130 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:17 pm to
pregnant titties
Posted by chesty
Flap City C.C.
Member since Oct 2012
12731 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:54 pm to
She lied, it's mine.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76170 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:58 pm to
Ain't mine. Unless fapping to a girl can get her preg.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 5:59 pm to
She is so fine.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 6:00 pm to
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i never pull out in time


They make meds for premature ejaculation you know.
Posted by Phat Phil
Krispy Kreme
Member since May 2010
7372 posts
Posted on 3/4/14 at 6:00 pm to
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