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So I superglued my lips together last night!
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:02 am
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:02 am
My daughter had been working on a project below my bed an left the glue on the bedside table, in my ambien stupper I woke up an grabbed the super glue instead of the chapstick. Getting my lips apart was a bitch pulled half the skin off my bottom lip. Any of yall know how to get glue off without killing myself?
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Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:02 am to tdog
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:03 am to tdog
acetone
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:03 am to RebelOP
The ones on your face or in another region?
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:03 am to tdog
You're gonna want this:
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:04 am to tdog
I thought this was going to be about a new diet
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:04 am to tdog
quote:
So I superglued my lips together last night!
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:05 am to jdd48
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:05 am to tdog
Please show Saban how to do this. Thank you in advance.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:07 am to Gondor
Acetone
SymptomsCardiovascular system
•Low blood pressure
Gastrointestinal system
•Nausea
•Pain in belly area (abdomen)
•Person may have a fruity odor
•Sweet taste in mouth
•Vomiting
Nervous system
•Acting as if drunk
•Coma
•Drowsiness
•Stupor (confusion, decreased level of consciousness)
•Uncoordination
Respiratory system
•Difficulty breathing
•Slowed breathing rate
•Shortness of breath
Urinary system
•Increased need to urinate
SymptomsCardiovascular system
•Low blood pressure
Gastrointestinal system
•Nausea
•Pain in belly area (abdomen)
•Person may have a fruity odor
•Sweet taste in mouth
•Vomiting
Nervous system
•Acting as if drunk
•Coma
•Drowsiness
•Stupor (confusion, decreased level of consciousness)
•Uncoordination
Respiratory system
•Difficulty breathing
•Slowed breathing rate
•Shortness of breath
Urinary system
•Increased need to urinate
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:08 am to tdog
That fricking suxs. Pics of lips?
Lips
If lips are accidentally stuck together, apply a generous amount of warm water and encourage maximum wetting and pressure from saliva from inside the mouth. Peel or roll (do not pull) lips apart. It is almost impossible to swallow the adhesive as a liquid. The adhesive solidifies upon contact with saliva (moisture) and could adhere to the inside of the mouth. Saliva will lift the adhesive in 1-2 days, avoid swallowing the adhesive after detachment.
Lips
If lips are accidentally stuck together, apply a generous amount of warm water and encourage maximum wetting and pressure from saliva from inside the mouth. Peel or roll (do not pull) lips apart. It is almost impossible to swallow the adhesive as a liquid. The adhesive solidifies upon contact with saliva (moisture) and could adhere to the inside of the mouth. Saliva will lift the adhesive in 1-2 days, avoid swallowing the adhesive after detachment.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:08 am to tdog
unbelievable
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:08 am to tdog
I should have told you not to ingest it, considering you just super glued your lips together.
my mistake.
my mistake.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:08 am to tdog
Good thing you and the wife didn't think it was lube
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:10 am to Kingwood Tiger
Its your lips dude no way not to swallow some of it. Doesnt taste to bad, now I know why all Choctaws I grew up around drank this shite.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:10 am to Darth_Vader
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:11 am to tdog
Hottest water you can stand and vegetable oil. If that doesn't work, fingernail polish remover. If that doesn't work, just an up and open your mouth really wide, then slather on some carmex for the next week or so.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:12 am to Kingwood Tiger
quote:
Good thing you and the wife didn't think it was lube
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:12 am to tdog
quote:
So I superglued my lips together last night!
No, you didn't.
Posted on 3/4/14 at 9:13 am to tdog
Sad troll attempt. Anyone this stupid would not be able to operate a computer.
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