The DAYTONA 500 - Dale Jr Wins!

Going to see the Eagles in New Orleans tonight. Have to miss most of it.
My Predictions:


--One of the two drivers I absolutely despise will win it:

Kevin Harvick

or

Matt Kenseth


--Dale Jr. will run up front for a good portion of the middle of the race, but get caught up in the final wreck.

--Jeff Gordon will be in contention until the final inevitable caution with less than 10 laps remaining. He will either be caught up in the wreck that causes the caution or nobody will hook up with him and he'll be hung out to dry, finishing no better than 25th.

--Danica Patrick (although I'm not really a hater) will be caught up in the first "big one".

--Tony Stewart will run Kyle Busch off the track at some point.

--Rednecks across the country will be wondering why some black guy is singing the national anthem at "my frickin' race--that shite just ain't right. They shoulda got Trace Adkins". The rest of the country will be wondering,"Who the frick is Aloe Blacc?"

In! For fantasy reasons I have to cheer for Danica, Dillon, Harvick. I want a Gordon win!

#24 ftw!

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mid-season rules changes

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I have mixed feelings about this.

It seems somewhat unfair and random on the one hand, but at the same time, the NFL implements rules that turn out to be ridiculous and they are stuck with them until the offseason.

My hope: Anyone but Hendrick

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For fantasy reasons I have to cheer for Danica

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do you get points for causing a wreck?

AJ Allmendinger gets his first win motherfrickers!!!!!!

It's going to happen mah baw

They said 100% chance of rain there before 5 pm so they better not play that hang out it the back shite too long. NASCAR will be quick to call this bitch off if one of there pets are leading.

I'm a pretty big redneck but every time I've heard Trace sing the national anthem it's been awful

And didn't check the board before I bumped my other thread, we can just use this one

Points for causing a wreck? Haha! I would have chosen Ambrose or JPM if it were the same as last year. Danica could get me bonus points in that format though. The whole woman driver thing and what not.