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Have you ever been shat on by a bird?
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:10 am
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:10 am
tell me the story
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:13 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Does Paige count as a bird?
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:13 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Yes, those frickers know exactly what they are doing.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:16 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Aye, me and me mates were getting knackered down at the pub and this bird down at the end of the bar is giving me the old "wink wink, nudge nudge, say'n'more" with 'er eyes. So I walk over to 'er, order us another pint, and ask her if she fancies a shag. She says "does the queen mum like scones?"
So we stumble back to me flat and we're on the bed doing the horizontal bop when she hops off me knob and takes a poo right on me chest!
Then the bird grabs 'er knickers and runs out the place.
I think she had curry earlier that night.
So we stumble back to me flat and we're on the bed doing the horizontal bop when she hops off me knob and takes a poo right on me chest!
Then the bird grabs 'er knickers and runs out the place.
I think she had curry earlier that night.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:17 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
While walking into a state high school rifle tournament. Came in third. I blame the bird.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:18 am to fr33manator
It was on a Friday afternoon at Fort Meade, while I was wearing my dress blues. I think it was a pigeon, but I can't remember. Just the perfect ending to a really crappy week.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:19 am to BottomlandBrew
No. But I shite on a bird once when I was high on acid.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:22 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
I went to UT-Austin. Grackles have permanent diarrhea.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:25 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Once on the way to class walking on the sidewalk through the wooded area by the Union. What can you do.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:26 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
I was walking in front of Jax Brewery one afternoon, and took one in the shoulder. My mom and brother laughed at me.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:27 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
I think Ravens do it on purpose. Smart birds and have pretty decent aim.
I also think seagulls are shat propelled. It's about all they do
I also think seagulls are shat propelled. It's about all they do
This post was edited on 2/19/14 at 12:29 am
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:33 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
At the zoo, when I was a little kid, I felt this small plop on my head. I reached up and... bird poo (pee?). To this day, I don't like walking under masses of trees with birds squawking.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:35 am to forksup
please change title to
have you ever been shat on
have you ever been shat on
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:37 am to forksup
While i was in high school, me and my baseball teammates got out of class early to go eat before we had a long bus ride to a game for a meal as we were all walking to our trucks a seagull shite on my head. Really showed us the type of day we were going to have. I was the starting pitcher that night, and as the bird did i got shat on all night. Had no command of my breaking stuff and my fastball i couldnt keep low in the zone, none of us could hit to save our lives.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:39 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
Got shat on by a seagull at the beach. I was sitting down and it hit me right on the knee cap
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:47 am to fr33manator
quote:
Aye, me and me mates were getting knackered down at the pub and this bird down at the end of the bar is giving me the old "wink wink, nudge nudge, say'n'more" with 'er eyes. So I walk over to 'er, order us another pint, and ask her if she fancies a shag. She says "does the queen mum like scones?"
So we stumble back to me flat and we're on the bed doing the horizontal bop when she hops off me knob and takes a poo right on me chest!
Then the bird grabs 'er knickers and runs out the place.
I think she had curry earlier that night.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:48 am to mikeboss550
They say you're blessed with luck after a bird shats on you, I guess not 
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:58 am to HailHailtoMichigan!
We were once fratting so hard that a group of Pintails shat on our backs. Super hard bra, so super
Posted on 2/19/14 at 1:28 am to MrCoachKlein
I too was shat on at the zoo. It was a small bird who busted diarrhea on me while I was getting a pic taken with my gf at the time.
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