Fark Request: Banner needed, ultimate source pic included

Well I need something that is roughly the shape of Facebook banner's used for people's profiles. I'd like to have the Miami logo on one side and the Gamecock logo on the lower half. I thought about describing it on here but I'm not sure if I could have described what I was looking for so I took the time to painstakingly IRL fark what I'm looking for.



I know the nature of the fark board and how literal the requests can be taken (for example making the logos as atrocious as they are in that drawing) but if someone could do this for me I'd be greatly appreciative. Especially if it is more proportionate then my artwork.