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I don't want to eat the dog poo, Mr. Gardoki

Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:32 am
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:32 am
MMFMQT, go...

ETA: Monday Morning Funny Movie Quote Thread
This post was edited on 2/3/14 at 8:32 am
Posted by Mr Gardoki
AL
Member since Apr 2010
27652 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:38 am to
"Does butt buddy have a name?"
Posted by Mr. Wayne
Member since Feb 2008
10047 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:45 am to
Why are you so sweaty? I was watching COPS.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:46 am to
Alice, I like making sex with you.
Posted by Mr Gardoki
AL
Member since Apr 2010
27652 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:47 am to
"It's like masturbating in a time machine"
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:51 am to
The clown has no penis
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98118 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:54 am to
"did you drop the ball on purpose?"
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 9:07 am to
Robert better not get in face.
I'll drop that motherfricker.

I'm not calling him dad.
Even if there's a fire.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 9:16 am to
How about No, you crazy Dutch bastard.
Posted by mark65mc
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
11274 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 11:06 am to
Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 11:10 am to
One of my favorite lines in any movie. Apparently that was completely improv'd as well.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
15906 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 12:21 pm to
Dale Doback: You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.
Brennan Huff: You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed frick!
Posted by Mr Gardoki
AL
Member since Apr 2010
27652 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 12:29 pm to
"I'm going to cheese cake factory to get a drink"
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
30861 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 12:33 pm to
My brothers gonna shite, he's gonna kill us.

Make up your mind dude, is he gonna shite or is he gonna kill us.

First he's gonna shite, then he is gonna kill us,
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 1:34 pm to
John Bohnhams playing Moby Dick FOR REAL!
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

My brothers gonna shite, he's gonna kill us.

Make up your mind dude, is he gonna shite or is he gonna kill us.

First he's gonna shite, then he is gonna kill us,


Posted by Prosecuted Collins
The Farm
Member since Sep 2003
6604 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 1:35 pm to
"Sweatin' like a slave in DeBos pigeon coop"
Posted by GoldenBoy
Winning!
Member since Nov 2004
42010 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 2:51 pm to
It was me, Sloan Kettering and Johnny Hopkins and we were toking that shite up.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
15906 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 2:58 pm to
Rooney! i have half a mind to come down there and sock you one!
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 2/3/14 at 3:09 pm to
quote:

GoldenBoy


Did you just get up from the chair
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