What was in my egg this morning?

Looks disgusting

It looked like a fetus or something. Man that was horrible to see first thing in the morning when you want breakfast. Probably all these growth hormones. Not long ago I got a double yolk as well.

I've since stopped purchasing eggs from the biogenesis clinic in Miami.

Yes, I'm dying to know the brand you purchased.

what did it taste like?

you do know where baby chickens come from right?

It looks like an undeveloped yolk.

Pretty rare, but awesome to get two yolks with one egg.

It's twins!

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Probably all these growth hormones.

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A lot of people I know with kids in the elementary school area believe the hormones are why all the girls get their periods at 9&10 now instead of 12&13.

I don't know, but it's plausible. I prefer brown eggs, but they are 4x the price at most markets.

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I believe that's illegal

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How's that?


The FDA says they're perfectly fine. Of course, the FDA and Monsanto are joined at the hip with a revolving door, but pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, the great Oz has spoken.

Trust me, I'm your government, your FDA, your politician, your doctor, your scientist, your preacher, your priest, your Monsanto. The rules of corruption and greed do not apply to me, and my motivations are beyond reproach. I have a certificate, a diploma, and a title. all is well.