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Differences between a Cajun and Coonass

Posted on 1/27/14 at 12:20 pm
Posted by jivy26
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Posted on 1/27/14 at 12:20 pm
Found this lurking the web today thought it was pretty funny.

Differences between Cajun and Coonass
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 1/27/14 at 12:22 pm to
Many people who've never lived in South Louisiana often confuse the terms "Cajun" and "Coonass", as though they're synonymous. Well they're close, but somewhat mistaken.

A cajun is a Louisiana native with a French Heritage who is born knowing how to make food taste good. A coonass is also a Louisiana native with a french heritage. He is also born knowing how to make food taste good, but he has several additional distinguishing characteristics.

He probably owns at least two pair of "Air Pierre" boots (white shrimper's boots). He wears these boots just about everywhere he goes. He may even be seen wearing these boots to the fais-do-do (cajun dance party) and kicking up his heels with several pretty girls.

He also likes to wear a welder's cap, whether he can burn a rod or not (though most over the age of 13 are very adept at welding).

He makes it a point to kill something every day before he goes to work (unless, of course, he's fortunate enough to make his living hunting, fishing, and trapping).

If his job doesn't include the above mentioned taking of game animals, he will hunt, fish, and trap on his days off. Often to supplement his monetary income, as well as his freezer.

He has every season opener memorized, and will not miss the first day of any game season, even if it means he has to quit his job. But he seldom remembers birthdays (including his own), anniversaries, and any holiday other than Thanksgiving or Christmas (which are both excellent days to hunt, because everyone else leaves the outdoors for him to enjoy nearly alone).

He will put a 200 HP outboard motor on an aluminum flat (Jon Boat) that's rated for no higher than a 50 HP outboard. He will take his aluminum flat into waters that most of us are afraid of, whether it's because of shallows or high seas.

He buys a pickup truck because he needs it every day, not because it's trendy. He will work this truck very hard, but somehow he manages to keep it clean and shiny.

His speech is often difficult to understand, as it is a mix of cajun-french, english, and some cryptic "down-da-bayou" gibberish. (University scholars are often found listening to the marine VHF frequencies studying the language of the coonass-shrimpers in hopes of someday coming up with a translation. But it will never work because the language is constantly evolving.)

You can tell when a coonass is entering the marsh because all the alligators will retreat to hide in the water. Alligators know that when a coonass approaches, they've just been knocked down a link on the food chain.

A coonass will blindly stick his hand in an underwater stump and magically emerge with a 50-lb. catfish.

A coonass invariably makes an excellent roughneck. Just don't put him on a rig with rednecks and cowboys. They don't seem to get along very well with him (or vice-versa).

These are just notes from my personal experiences as a cajun who worked for many years with coonasses. I'm a Cajun, but I'll never be qualified as a coonass. That title only comes from being born and raised on the bayous, swamps, and marshes of South Louisiana, where life is hard for any normal human. But to a coonass it's loose, easy, and fun!

Chad Landry
Born & Raised in Baton Rouge, LA ("up da bayou")
Posted by TigerStripes30
Alexandria, LA
Member since Dec 2011
6369 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 12:24 pm to
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Differences between a Cajun and Coonass


Avoyelles Parish(coonass) and a few South LA parishes(cajun)
Posted by GotDucks?
The swamp
Member since May 2013
1775 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 12:29 pm to
I define it as

Cajuns- Exiled from Acadia. Ancestry is European

Coonass- Cajun/Native American mix.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 12:29 pm to
Pretty good description there
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20013 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 12:30 pm to
Mais cha. I enjoyed dat cheah!
Posted by L5UT1ger
Member since Feb 2004
2599 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 12:31 pm to
I think that there are some things the fellow missed, but at least he tried. Thanks for the link.
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
13192 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

Born & Raised in Baton Rouge, LA ("up da bayou")


Not cajun
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

I define it as

Cajuns- Exiled from Acadia. Ancestry is European

Coonass- Cajun/Native American mix.


^^^Dis
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
18830 posts
Posted on 1/27/14 at 12:48 pm to
There is no difference. The author of that has his head up his arse.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11646 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 8:08 am to
zactly
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11540 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 8:13 am to
quote:

Born & Raised in Baton Rouge, LA


Neither Cajun or Connass.
Posted by Rickety Cricket
Premium Member
Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 8:18 am to
Coonass = Cajun trash
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72007 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 8:25 am to
quote:

Born & Raised in Baton Rouge, LA ("up da bayou")
Not Cajun.

Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101268 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 8:28 am to
quote:

Born & Raised in Baton Rouge, LA ("up da bayou")

Not Cajun.


I think y'all are missing the joke. Up da bayou?
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
18830 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 8:30 am to
quote:


I think y'all are missing the joke. Up da bayou?


Don't be jokin about us cajun/coonasses. That's a good way to get an arse whoopin.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
18830 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 8:31 am to
quote:

Coonass = Cajun trash


Your are stupid .... just like normal.
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14942 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 8:58 am to
quote:

There is no difference. The author of that has his head up his arse.


That's kind of like saying that every person in Oklahoma is a redneck. A coonass, since the original term has evolved from being a derogatory term for a Cajun person, has essentially become the Redneck of Cajun culture. Though the lines are pretty darn fine.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 9:01 am to
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Hopeful Doc
There is no difference.

Wearing a welding cap; knowing hunting seasons, etc. is hardly distinguishing factors,don't you think?
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14942 posts
Posted on 1/28/14 at 9:03 am to
quote:

Wearing a welding cap; knowing hunting seasons, etc. is hardly distinguishing factors,don't you think?


Dude. Coonasses shrimp. It says so all over the article.




Cajuns crawfish.
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