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The neighbors dog keeps taking a dump in my yard

Posted on 1/20/14 at 1:59 pm
Posted by BuddyLAM
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
2633 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 1:59 pm
Right now the lady that owns the place is in the hospital, she is around 50 (here two sister are there now) and the dog is making a habit out of coming in my yard. What should I do?
Posted by I Ham That I Ham
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
Member since Jan 2012
10773 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 2:00 pm to
call 911

they'll take care of it
Posted by McCringleberryy
Member since Dec 2012
4306 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 2:00 pm to
Throw the poop on their doorstep /thread
Posted by GotDucks?
The swamp
Member since May 2013
1775 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 2:00 pm to
Poison it, or Judge to the face.
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64014 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 2:00 pm to
Bag up the shite and put it on their front porch
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59580 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 2:01 pm to
I like to use a spatula to fling it back. Just don't use for food after.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34405 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 2:01 pm to
Post his pic in the dog thread
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
102962 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 2:01 pm to
Get a shovel and pile it up in their driveway or on their doorstep
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53704 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

I like to use a spatula to fling it back. Just don't use for food after.


Whew! Glad you added that second part.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10396 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

dog


Call the cops. They will flat out take a dog out. No questions asked.
Posted by BuddyLAM
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
2633 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 2:05 pm to
Will do Ill wait until he comes to take a dump in my yard
Posted by LSUDVM1999
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2010
2064 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 2:05 pm to
staple his arse shut

quote:

"That piece of scum-barking rat of yours has taken his last dump on my lawn. I find one more, just one, I'm gonna catch 'em and staple his arse shut!"
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134839 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 2:06 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141566 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 2:07 pm to
would you rather your neighbor's dog shite in your yard, or your neighbor's girlfriend?
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
46121 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 2:08 pm to
Take a dump in her yard. Terd for a terd
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53704 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 2:08 pm to
I would go shite in her yard.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 2:09 pm to
spread Cayenne pepper all around your yard
Posted by Sal Minella
Member since Nov 2006
1951 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 2:09 pm to
First World Problems
Posted by BearCrocs
Member since Aug 2013
6419 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 2:09 pm to
PICS OF SAID POOP?
Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35113 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 2:11 pm to
Get one of those no pooping signs for your yard. They work great.

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