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Common Phrases that need to retire.

Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:42 am
Posted by musick
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Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:42 am
"I swear up and down"

as opposed to what?

Swearing left and right?

what you got?
Posted by Boomtown
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:43 am to
I could care less
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:43 am to
Same difference
Posted by musick
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Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:44 am to
Needless to say.

Then don't say it.
Posted by RoyalBaby
South Central
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Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:44 am to
Early Retirement.
Posted by LikeABaussCat
bad spelling deal with it
Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:44 am to
Disgruntled. Can one be gruntled?
Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:44 am to
"for granite" or its lesser known counterpart for granted

Posted by Thatguy...
cajun country
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Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:44 am to
"Drunk as Cooter Brown"
Who was/ is Cooter Brown?
Posted by musick
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Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:44 am to
Beggars can't be choosers.

bullshite.
Posted by Boomtown
Member since Jan 2014
1986 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:45 am to
it tastes like shite
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:45 am to
"happy, happy, happy"

or anything else those Duck assholes say
Posted by GEAUXmedic
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Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:46 am to
quote:

Who was/ is Cooter Brown?


Cooter Brown supposedly lived on the line which divided the North and South during the American Civil War, making him eligible for military draft by either side. He had family on both sides of the line, so he did not want to fight in the war. He decided to get drunk and stay drunk for the duration of the war so that he would be seen as useless for military purposes and would not be drafted. Ever since, colloquial and proverbial ratings of drunkenness have been benchmarked against the legendary drinker: "as drunk as Cooter Brown" or "drunker than Cooter Brown."



This post was edited on 1/20/14 at 9:46 am
Posted by CadesCove
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Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:46 am to
Can you _______ on today?
Can you _______ on tomorrow?

Posted by musick
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Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:46 am to
I'm head over heels.

No shite, everybody is.
Posted by musick
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Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:48 am to
Btw, who in history has cried over spilled milk?
Posted by LSUJuice
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Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:49 am to
".... and it isn't even close."
Posted by musick
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Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:49 am to
Still waters run deep.

ORLY? No, they don't, they are STILL.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:49 am to
quote:

"Drunk as Cooter Brown" Who was/ is Cooter Brown?


quote:

Cooter Brown is a name used in metaphors and similes for drunkenness, mostly in the southern United States. Cooter Brown supposedly lived on the line which divided the North and South during the American Civil War, making him eligible for military draft by either side. He had family on both sides of the line, so he did not want to fight in the war. He decided to get drunk and stay drunk for the duration of the war so that he would be seen as useless for military purposes and would not be drafted. Ever since, colloquial and proverbial ratings of drunkenness have been benchmarked against the legendary drinker: “as drunk as Cooter Brown” or “drunker than Cooter Brown.”



Dammit geaux
This post was edited on 1/20/14 at 9:51 am
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26125 posts
Posted on 1/20/14 at 9:52 am to
A watched pot never boils?

Yes, it does. And it will boil over if you keep watching it.
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