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So, I Met An Old Chick Today That Knew Festus In HS ....

Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:24 pm
Posted by TigahRag
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:24 pm
and said he was hung like an equestrian Valentino .. Just an FYI for the LLotOT ..
Posted by Bushmaster
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:27 pm to
I would have a 3 way with festus in a safe neighborhood.
Posted by Greengirl
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:27 pm to
Now that I know that, what do I know?
Posted by chunk
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:27 pm to
I am hung like a field mouse
Posted by TigahRag
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:28 pm to
Said he was a great football player too !
Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:29 pm to
Word is that he is to Skillet as Muppet was to fr33...
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:31 pm to
What was her name?
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:32 pm to
What the hell ever happened to fr33? Guy dropped off the map.
Posted by chunk
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:33 pm to
Cynthia
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:34 pm to
All I'm saying is that packing around a big unit is not all wine and roses. Sure it's useful for 3 minutes, a couple of times a week, but the rest of the time, you have to haul it around, secure it with the right type of underwear, deal with the heat and chafing, being always vigilant not to catch him in the zipper, worried that tight clothes will make you look like you're sporting wood all the time, if you do get half sprung in public, you pretty much have to hide behind something until everything calms down, etc., etc.

I'm just saying that it is not all upside...
This post was edited on 1/17/14 at 9:40 pm
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:35 pm to
Don't know her.

I played a little ball...
Posted by chunk
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:36 pm to
Posted by RBWilliams8
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:36 pm to
Fr33 died, bro. He actually fell off of a map and free fell to his death. You should probably edit and be a little more sensitive, a-hole.
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:38 pm to
You can't be serious...?
Posted by chunk
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:38 pm to
I tell them its 6.5 anything after that is a surprise
Posted by stout
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:42 pm to
You really tried way too hard on that post, Ace.
Posted by TigahRag
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:44 pm to
She went to the 'Lawn .. and loved you !
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:46 pm to
That narrows it down to about 100.
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:47 pm to
But seriously fr33s gone??
This post was edited on 1/17/14 at 9:48 pm
Posted by TigahRag
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Posted on 1/17/14 at 9:47 pm to
I was just proud of you .. That's all ..
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