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Why can't the news media report a full story?

Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:06 pm
Posted by TigerFred
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:06 pm
So I see this headline and figure I need to check out the story, Man responding to Craigslist ad robbed of money, sandwich

Simple story. Dude thinks he is going to see hooker. Hooker and pimp/boyfriend rob him of his money and sandwich.

I'm pissed because I don't know what kind of sandwich got stolen.

And now I am wondering who brings a sandwich when they go to see a hooker. This must have been a special sandwich.

This post was edited on 1/9/14 at 4:06 pm
Posted by lsuhunt555
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:06 pm to
Pastrami
Posted by LSUnowhas2
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:07 pm to
Probably a French Dip. It was the Au Jus that did him in.
Posted by iAmBatman
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:07 pm to
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I'm pissed because I don't know what kind of sandwich got stolen.


gonna guess pimento cheese

quote:

And now I am wondering who brings a sandwich when they go to see a hooker. This must have been a special sandwich.


maybe he needed a break between sessions
Posted by BACONisMEATcandy
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:07 pm to
Is this why admins hate one word topics?
Posted by Topwater Trout
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

And now I am wondering who brings a sandwich when they go to see a hooker.


i bet it was bologna...or roastbeef
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:08 pm to
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Pastrami


One of the more sensual cured meats.
Posted by Party At LSU
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:08 pm to
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hooker

quote:

This must have been a special sandwich.


Roast beef.
Posted by Hat Tricks
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

And now I am wondering who brings a sandwich when they go to see a hooker. This must have been a special sandwich.


Sounds like the ol' boy thought he would be there for a little while so he packed a lunch.
Posted by Choctaw
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:08 pm to
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Pastrami


no....PastraME
Posted by TigerPanzer
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:09 pm to
Either a foot long or a six-inch I suppose.
Posted by TDsngumbo
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

I am wondering who brings a sandwich when they go to see a hooker

This guy:
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:12 pm to
Darrell's Special.
Posted by TigerFred
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Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:13 pm to
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Pastrami



You got a link?

I might not be able to sleep tonight until I find out what kind of sandwich.
Posted by LSUnowhas2
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Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:14 pm to
Maybe it was Jared from Subway who was going to see the hooker. I think that guy probably has a subway on him at all times.
Posted by lsuhunt555
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:14 pm to
You son of a bitch...give me my sammich back!
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:16 pm to
Prosticiutto?

Posted by lsuhunt555
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Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:16 pm to
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You got a link?



You gotta read between the line man.
Posted by Topwater Trout
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Posted by HollierThanThou
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

who brings a sandwich when they go to see a hooker


They barter. I've heard of it happening before
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