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Global warming. Can it get any more pathetic?

Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:00 am
Posted by League Champs
Bayou Self
Member since Oct 2012
10340 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:00 am
quote:

Global Warming and Cold Outbreak Linked, Say Climate Experts

Lets just pretend that long before we knew how much Arctic ice would melt, thereby causing this polar hurricane , the Farmers Almanac was published predicting this winter to be 'brutal'.

And since the Almanac has been using the same formula for 200 years, one would have to assume the patterns are cyclical, predictable and not influenced by Co2 production or ice melt




Edited title: so Rex can sleep tonight
This post was edited on 1/8/14 at 10:18 am
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:01 am to
Werent we supposed to have a record hurricane season as well? Yeah, it shattered records allright, but the record of "least active hurricane season"
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
24947 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:01 am to
quote:

Farmers Almanac


Old timers still swear by it. I have to admit it has been right most of the time in my lifetime anyway.
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
24236 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:02 am to
The Earth is warming.

Science cannot honestly link it to human activity. Too many variables not considered / factored in.

This debate is all about politics and economic policy.
Posted by Vegas Bengal
Member since Feb 2008
26344 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:04 am to
Thanks for the link.

Posted by TigerRad
Columbia, SC
Member since Jan 2007
5354 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:04 am to
quote:

The Earth is warming.


except for the last 15 years


and probably a bunch of other times before we recorded temps
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94769 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:06 am to
Reminds me of South Park's take on The Day After Tomorrow...


quote:

Chet - Redneck: How about we cause more global warming? So that in the future the polar ice caps melt; and it ushers in a new ice age.

Pissed off Redneck: How the hell is global warming going to cause an ice age?

Chet - Redneck: Well you know, the global warming could be on a climate shift or something.

Pissed off Redneck: Chet, you are a frickin' retard you know that? Even IF global warming were real, which all proven scientific data shows it isn't, it would take millions of years for a climate shift to happen. You think an ice age can just happen all a sudden like?

Chet - Redneck: Well I was just trying to be helpful.

Pissed off Redneck: Well help yourself to a frickin' science book, cause you're talking like a frickin' retard.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94769 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:10 am to
quote:

Science cannot honestly link it to human activity. Too many variables not considered / factored in.


Like one big one... "the sun", which is treated as a constant in most of these formulas. Hint - It isn't a constant, as you will get higher or lower activity in irregular cycles.
Posted by League Champs
Bayou Self
Member since Oct 2012
10340 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:12 am to
quote:

Thanks for the link.

Oh absolutely


From the gods of weather, The Weather Channel


Even their own chart shows a large increase in sea ice, but this is the year of the polar hurricane Why not 2006, when sea ice was at its lowest?





You cant make this stuff up

Well, I take that back. Obviously you can
Posted by ironsides
Nashville, TN
Member since May 2006
8153 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:13 am to
quote:

This debate is all about politics and economic policy.


It is about whether we give government more control over private industry and raise prices across the board on an already stretched consumer, or whether we allow private industry to produce as much as they see demand for their products.
Posted by Rex
Here, there, and nowhere
Member since Sep 2004
66001 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:14 am to
quote:

Can it get anymore pathetic?

I believe you mean "any more". "Anymore" is grammatically correct in your sentence as an adverb modifying your adjective "pathetic", but your grammatical construction doesn't accurately express what you're wishing to ask.
Posted by N.O. via West-Cal
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2004
7177 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:15 am to
I am no scientist, but my best guess is that within the next 20 years or son, AGW will still be largely accepted BUT the degree to which human activity and CO2 influence temps is going to be significantly downgraded. The more reading I do on the science - not the politics - makes it clear just how many variables exist which makes the modeling extremely complicated. I suspect natural climate cycles, sunspots, volcanic activity, and other variables will prove to be significantly more important than CO2. Admittedly, just a guess.
Posted by League Champs
Bayou Self
Member since Oct 2012
10340 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:17 am to
quote:

I believe you mean "any more". "Anymore" is grammatically correct in your sentence as an adverb modifying your adjective "pathetic", but your grammatical construction doesn't accurately express what you're wishing to ask.

Thanks. I'll submit this to my spell check provider.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
94769 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:17 am to
quote:

You cant make this stuff up

Well, I take that back. Obviously you can


There are also questions as to whether a lot of these sensors claiming there is no ice are placed properly.

IIRC, some individuals got a list of where a lot of these sensors were supposed to be, pulled up the coordinates via satellite, and were able to show that the area WAS, in fact, covered in ice. The sensors were wrongly placed, non-functional, or just plain fraudulent.
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:23 am to
Posted by League Champs
Bayou Self
Member since Oct 2012
10340 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:24 am to
quote:

There are also questions as to whether a lot of these sensors claiming there is no ice are placed properly.

Well the Weather Channel is trying to hedge its bet. Ater pimping the theory for a whole page, way, way, way down at the bottom of the story is this:
quote:

In August, a study published by Elizabeth Barnes of Colorado State University called into question Francis' research that links Arctic amplification with the recent changes in the jet stream.
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:27 am to
quote:

. The more reading I do on the science - not the politics - makes it clear just how many variables exist which makes the modeling extremely complicated. I suspect natural climate cycles, sunspots, volcanic activity, and other variables will prove to be significantly more important than CO2.

well I am not sure if your conclusion is right or not but I will say this is a much better way to argue the point as opposed to denying it. Denying climate change just makes you look like an idiot, and couple it with the creationist nutjobs in the republican party and the dems can use the Rs position to bludgeon them.

Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118588 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:48 am to
From the Farmers Almanac website:

quote:

The Farmers’ Almanac weather predictions are based on a secret mathematical and astronomical formula. Developed in 1818 by David Young, the Almanac‘s first editor, this formula takes many factors into consideration, including sunspot activity, moon phases, tidal action, and more. This carefully guarded formula has been passed along from calculator to calculator and has never been revealed.

The only person who knows all the details of our formula is Caleb Weatherbee, our esteemed weather prognosticator. The formula itself is locked in the heart and mind of its calculator. While Caleb is a real person who lives somewhere in the United States, his true identity and name are secret.

Unlike your local news, government, or commercial weather service, our forecasts are calculated several years in advance. Once the new year’s Farmers’ Almanac is printed, we never go back to change or update our forecasts the way other local sources do.

Though weather forecasting, and long-range forecasting in particular, remains an inexact science, many longtime Almanac followers claim that our forecasts are 80% to 85% accurate.
Posted by wilfont
Gulfport, MS on a Jet Ski
Member since Apr 2007
14860 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 11:03 am to


No, they can't get any more pathetic.
Posted by Manky
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2013
1145 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 11:06 am to
"I'm a conservative, I'm to stupid to understand the difference between weather and climate change, and I vote".
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