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Stay Home LSU!

Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:50 pm
Posted by JohnnyFort
Chicago
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:50 pm
No reason to go to Tampa - boring location, boring bowl, boring opponent. No chance those corn-fed hogs can hang with LSU's all-world ess-eee-see speed and athleticism, right?

Ho-hum. All you will be doing is filling seats and taking up spots that will be filled with HAWKEYE fans.

If you are going... prepare to be disappointed just like in 2005. Your Bayou Bengals are gonna turn into pussy-cats when they meet some real b1G brawn! All Morris, Hitchens and Kirksey have to do is hit your prima donna track stars once and they will be hearing footsteps all afternoon. Iowa has a top 10 defense in the country - you really think your baby QB is Braxton Miller or Johnny Manziel? Please.

This isn't yesterday's Iowa offense either - former Texas OC Greg Davis has finally installed a high-tempo offense filled with playmakers (Canzeri, Damon Powell, Tevaun Smith, Duzey, CJF aka Polish Hat aka "NFL"), one of the top LT's in the country (Scherff) and Rudock is one cool cat in the pocket.

Boring? Far from it - unless you can't stop our Mike Alstott-esque RB Weisman in which case, yeah, we'll just run it down your throat every play for 8 yards a pop.

So stay home Tigers! Let the real BEST FANS in the nation represent.

GEAUX HAWKEYES!
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43055 posts
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:51 pm to
Banned. What a short life span you had here.`
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:52 pm to


Prepare to get skullfricked

Posted by swempe
Member since Oct 2013
90 posts
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:52 pm to
I didn't know tractors would get to Tampa in time for the game?
Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
33960 posts
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:52 pm to
man, after you listed all your best players, I realized I literally have never heard of any player on Iowa's football team
Posted by Microtiger
Ithaca, New York
Member since Nov 2010
1435 posts
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:52 pm to
Bro you lost to Iowa State last year. Go.cyclones

Don't.forget about.Northern Iowa
This post was edited on 12/9/13 at 12:54 pm
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:52 pm to
Shouldn't you be on a tractor somewhere?
Posted by PurpleAndGold86
Member since Jun 2012
11036 posts
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:52 pm to
Jesus.
Posted by swempe
Member since Oct 2013
90 posts
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:52 pm to
I havent heard any of your players either
Posted by graychef
Member since Jun 2008
28308 posts
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:53 pm to
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This post was edited on 12/28/21 at 8:03 am
Posted by Leadhead
Member since Jan 2013
887 posts
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:53 pm to
One of the Top 10 worst troll attempts I've seen.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51615 posts
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:53 pm to
This is setting up just like when we played GT
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:53 pm to
go frick yourself you damn corn eater
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43055 posts
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:53 pm to
How did you lose 4 games if with your arsenal of talent?
Posted by AdamDeMamp
$900.00
Member since Jul 2013
3275 posts
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

you really think your baby QB is Johnny Manziel? Please


No, I think Anthony Jennings would score more than 10 points against LSU if he played elsewhere.
Posted by stampman
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
4918 posts
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:54 pm to
Johnny Fart..one post too many!
Posted by GABlueDog
Marietta, GA
Member since Dec 2008
8045 posts
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:54 pm to
Jarvis Landry will strip your defensive backs naked and have his way with them.
Posted by Meaux Bettah
Tiger Nation
Member since Nov 2011
2591 posts
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:55 pm to
Somebody throw that pic of Iowa cheating after we kicked their asses.
Posted by TheFreakyRobber
Member since Sep 2011
1943 posts
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:56 pm to
the nerve of these Iowa Cockeyes

living off shite from 05

Posted by Meaux Bettah
Tiger Nation
Member since Nov 2011
2591 posts
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:56 pm to
Northern Illinois.. NEVER FORGET!!!
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