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Stay Home LSU!
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:50 pm
No reason to go to Tampa - boring location, boring bowl, boring opponent. No chance those corn-fed hogs can hang with LSU's all-world ess-eee-see speed and athleticism, right?
Ho-hum. All you will be doing is filling seats and taking up spots that will be filled with HAWKEYE fans.
If you are going... prepare to be disappointed just like in 2005. Your Bayou Bengals are gonna turn into pussy-cats when they meet some real b1G brawn! All Morris, Hitchens and Kirksey have to do is hit your prima donna track stars once and they will be hearing footsteps all afternoon. Iowa has a top 10 defense in the country - you really think your baby QB is Braxton Miller or Johnny Manziel? Please.
This isn't yesterday's Iowa offense either - former Texas OC Greg Davis has finally installed a high-tempo offense filled with playmakers (Canzeri, Damon Powell, Tevaun Smith, Duzey, CJF aka Polish Hat aka "NFL"), one of the top LT's in the country (Scherff) and Rudock is one cool cat in the pocket.
Boring? Far from it - unless you can't stop our Mike Alstott-esque RB Weisman in which case, yeah, we'll just run it down your throat every play for 8 yards a pop.
So stay home Tigers! Let the real BEST FANS in the nation represent.
GEAUX HAWKEYES!
Ho-hum. All you will be doing is filling seats and taking up spots that will be filled with HAWKEYE fans.
If you are going... prepare to be disappointed just like in 2005. Your Bayou Bengals are gonna turn into pussy-cats when they meet some real b1G brawn! All Morris, Hitchens and Kirksey have to do is hit your prima donna track stars once and they will be hearing footsteps all afternoon. Iowa has a top 10 defense in the country - you really think your baby QB is Braxton Miller or Johnny Manziel? Please.
This isn't yesterday's Iowa offense either - former Texas OC Greg Davis has finally installed a high-tempo offense filled with playmakers (Canzeri, Damon Powell, Tevaun Smith, Duzey, CJF aka Polish Hat aka "NFL"), one of the top LT's in the country (Scherff) and Rudock is one cool cat in the pocket.
Boring? Far from it - unless you can't stop our Mike Alstott-esque RB Weisman in which case, yeah, we'll just run it down your throat every play for 8 yards a pop.
So stay home Tigers! Let the real BEST FANS in the nation represent.
GEAUX HAWKEYES!
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:51 pm to JohnnyFort
Banned. What a short life span you had here.`
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:52 pm to JohnnyFort
Prepare to get skullfricked
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:52 pm to JohnnyFort
I didn't know tractors would get to Tampa in time for the game?
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:52 pm to JohnnyFort
man, after you listed all your best players, I realized I literally have never heard of any player on Iowa's football team
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:52 pm to JohnnyFort
Bro you lost to Iowa State last year. Go.cyclones
Don't.forget about.Northern Iowa
Don't.forget about.Northern Iowa
This post was edited on 12/9/13 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:52 pm to JohnnyFort
Shouldn't you be on a tractor somewhere?
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:52 pm to JohnnyFort
I havent heard any of your players either
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:53 pm to JohnnyFort
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This post was edited on 12/28/21 at 8:03 am
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:53 pm to JohnnyFort
One of the Top 10 worst troll attempts I've seen.
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:53 pm to The Mick
This is setting up just like when we played GT
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:53 pm to JohnnyFort
go frick yourself you damn corn eater
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:53 pm to JohnnyFort
How did you lose 4 games if with your arsenal of talent?
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:53 pm to JohnnyFort
quote:
you really think your baby QB is Johnny Manziel? Please
No, I think Anthony Jennings would score more than 10 points against LSU if he played elsewhere.
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:54 pm to PurpleAndGold86
Johnny Fart..one post too many!
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:54 pm to JohnnyFort
Jarvis Landry will strip your defensive backs naked and have his way with them.
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:55 pm to JohnnyFort
Somebody throw that pic of Iowa cheating after we kicked their asses.
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:56 pm to swempe
the nerve of these Iowa Cockeyes
living off shite from 05
living off shite from 05
Posted on 12/9/13 at 12:56 pm to JohnnyFort
Northern Illinois.. NEVER FORGET!!!
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