I love my dog, but he's just gone way down my 'list' | TigerDroppings.com

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faxis
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I love my dog, but he's just gone way down my 'list'



Let him out to piss, and I mean it wasn't five minutes later he comes in and smells like week old fish guts. It's freezing arse cold outside or he'd have had to stay out but when he decided he didn't want a bath after such a fine smelling slop slathered all over his neck and shoulders and tried to slip out of his collar while I was taking him to the bath tub. Pack rank got restored after that.

I'm pretty sure it was rabbit guts from the latest cat kill. Normally he eats every last inch of what he kills but he's been moving up the food chain lately and that was a full grown rabbit from the size of the head he was trying to bring in the other day that he then sat down and ate. Never saw a body so it was probably back by the fence and I can't imagine he ate all the guts so I'm betting that's what this damn dog just stank my house up with.

He now smells like Joy and he's laying in a bed that smells like lysol.

a-hole dog. Better be glad he's my favorite dog of all time.







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aVatiger
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re: I love my dog, but he's just gone way down my 'list'


you have to remember something, he is a dog.. that is is internal instinct


my favorite dog kills every single squirrel he can catch, I don't like it.. but it is in his blood


if you have a real problem with it, coot 'em






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15sammy34
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You should get an account on farmersonly.com





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ShubutaMS
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would read again





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SpicyStacy
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Get a spray bottle n fill it with half vinegar n half lemon oil.. spray that mfer down evertime he comes in the house. I do this to mine. The vinegar dries n neutralizes the smell and its safe n cheap





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ShubutaMS
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Get a spray bottle n fill it with half vinegar n half lemon oil.. spray that mfer down evertime he comes in the house. I do this to mine. The vinegar dries n neutralizes the smell and its safe n cheap


just to be clear, we still talkin about dogs here?






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faxis
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My love for this dog is absurd. But WOW did he just stink the joint up and force me to go into emergency dog washing mode really fast.

He knows he's on my shite list. He's a BMC and all you have to do is raise your voice to him and he's sulking over it. But he knew he fricked up. This isn't our first trip down this road which is probably why he tried to slip the collar when I was taking him back to the tub. He knew I was about to mess up all that beautiful stank.






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SpicyStacy
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Dafuq.. no I was talking bout my husband





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aVatiger
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spray that mfer down evertime he comes in the house. I do this to mine. The vinegar dries n neutralizes the smell and its safe n cheap



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just to be clear, we still talkin about dogs here?





or stanky vag







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SpicyStacy
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Ok I get it now... puh im a dumbass






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aVatiger
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He knows he's on my shite list. He's a BMC and all you have to do is raise your voice to him and he's sulking over it. But he knew he fricked up. This isn't our first trip down this road which is probably why he tried to slip the collar when I was taking him back to the tub.



again, i've been in the same boat with my best one.. he is a awesome dog, i love him to death, but that fricker loves to kill squirrels


but look at this face, how the hell could i stay mad at that? He is the tits, i love my Andy dog..










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faxis
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Yeah I know. No way I stay pissed. But for now... I'm sitting here in my office smelling wet dog. Which is infinitely better than what he smelled like a little while ago but still not my favorite.





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pooponsaban
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re: I love my dog, but he's just gone way down my 'list'


He's in the bed? You showed him.

Your house stinks.






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faxis
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He's in HIS BED in my office that is now soggy from a soaking of lysol.

The alternative is he stays outside with no shelter in 28 degrees and snow/freezing rain tonight while he's still damp from the bath.

Your mom stinks.






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Good Times
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re: I love my dog, but he's just gone way down my 'list'


Your mom stinks.

I hear that lemon and vinegar fixes everything. Then put duct tape on it.






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Geauxlden Eagle
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I was in tears laughing at these.





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ZacAttack
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Most of these people should invest in some training or not own dogs.





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fishfighter
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Get a spray bottle n fill it with half vinegar n half lemon oil..


They don't grow enough lemons to spray my three down.

They know the drill. Smell like crap, foot to ass.






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