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What are the most "country" things about you?
Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:00 pm
I spent my summers on my great gp's rice and soybean farm in Hazen, AR.
I eat pig's feet and pickled eggs.
98% of the red meat I eat is venison.
My wife's favorite meal is between duck and dumplings and grilled backstrap (medium rare)
My girls ask for grilled backstrap for their bday meals.
I buy American whenever I can. Even if it's an inferior product.
I call all soft drinks "coke"
Coldbeer is one word
I eat deer liver and hearts
My first solid food as a baby was turtle soup
I've won several arm wrasslin competitions (at a lower weight class than I am currently)
I've eaten roadkill
At some point, I have had sex with both of my wife's sisters. (not while we were together)
I live in Smackover, AR
That's a few to get started.
Oh yeah. I've sewed up my own laceration.
I eat pig's feet and pickled eggs.
98% of the red meat I eat is venison.
My wife's favorite meal is between duck and dumplings and grilled backstrap (medium rare)
My girls ask for grilled backstrap for their bday meals.
I buy American whenever I can. Even if it's an inferior product.
I call all soft drinks "coke"
Coldbeer is one word
I eat deer liver and hearts
My first solid food as a baby was turtle soup
I've won several arm wrasslin competitions (at a lower weight class than I am currently)
I've eaten roadkill
At some point, I have had sex with both of my wife's sisters. (not while we were together)
I live in Smackover, AR
That's a few to get started.
Oh yeah. I've sewed up my own laceration.
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Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:05 pm to SmackoverHawg
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I eat pig's feet and pickled eggs.
I thought that was a black thing? Not country
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98% of the red meat I eat is venison
:jags fan:
quote:
I call all soft drinks "coke"
Southern, not country
Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:06 pm to SmackoverHawg
Not getting involved in this pissing match. However, I did kill my first deer at 8 years old with a 30-30.
Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:08 pm to Ice Cream Sammich
quote:
Not getting involved in this pissing match. However, I did kill my first deer at 8 years old with a 30-30.
No pissing match. Just felt the need to redeem myself after the other thread.
Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:09 pm to SmackoverHawg
Outdoor Board version of a "how much money do you make" thread
Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:10 pm to SmackoverHawg
I followed it for a bit and got a good laugh. I guess you can add that I hate sushi to the country list.
Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:10 pm to SmackoverHawg
I can skin a buck and run a trot line.
Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:14 pm to SmackoverHawg
depends on how you define,"country"..
i'm a Appalachian hillbilly
so the majority of my days are spent doing outdoor stuff, which is fun the majority of the year, the cold sucks sometimes.. but not mot of the time
i'm a Appalachian hillbilly
so the majority of my days are spent doing outdoor stuff, which is fun the majority of the year, the cold sucks sometimes.. but not mot of the time
Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:24 pm to aVatiger
Picture a small town with an old hound
Layin out front of the courthouse
While the ol men chew the fat
I'm a little more country than that
Layin out front of the courthouse
While the ol men chew the fat
I'm a little more country than that
Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:25 pm to crankbait
quote:
What's the most "country" thing about you
I wear boots, not because I always have to but it's almost all I've known my whole life
My truck is a tool. I use it for stuff not a status symbol
Most peaceful place on earth to me is in my deer stand
Idgaf if I match, if my clothes are outdated or cheap. I dress for functionality, not fashion.
Hunting isn't brain surgery. Knowing how much your bulletin drops at 300 yards isn't as important as knowing how to close in 300 yards on a game animal
I could go on an on and this may not all make sense but I need to rant after reading that other thread and how so many people are softies
Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:25 pm to SmackoverHawg
quote:
At some point, I have had sex with both of my wife's sisters.
we need to discuss this further..
with vivid details
Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:30 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
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Hunting isn't brain surgery. Knowing how much your bulletin drops at 300 yards isn't as important as knowing how to close in 300 yards on a game animal
True! I don't give a shite about ballistics. I don't think I've ever shot a deer over 100yds. I take pride in getting 'em up close.
Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:31 pm to OldHickory
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I can skin a buck and run a trot line.
Grow good ol tomatoes and homemade wine.
Make our own whiskey and our own smoke too.
Got a shotgun, a rifle, and a four wheel drive.
Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:35 pm to DrTyger
I say grace and I say ma'am
I can plow a field all day long
I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn
I can plow a field all day long
I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn
Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:39 pm to SmackoverHawg
Truck is a tool. It makes no sense to wash and wax it. If it gets scratched in the process of serving it's purpose, so be it .
All vacation days are used during hunting season
I'll take beer and a bonfire over any club or bar out there
I hunt and eat damn near every critter out there. (Except for possums and armadillos.)
I enjoy farm work even though I chose to not do it for a living.
I learned to drive a tractor before I'd ever even attempted to drive a vehicle. I started chopping fields after school for my paw paw around 10.
I have never been inside a whole foods
Starbucks sells overpriced weak coffee milk and is in general, turrible
Other than the typical bills, my most expensive personal expense is the amount of money i put into hunting
All vacation days are used during hunting season
I'll take beer and a bonfire over any club or bar out there
I hunt and eat damn near every critter out there. (Except for possums and armadillos.)
I enjoy farm work even though I chose to not do it for a living.
I learned to drive a tractor before I'd ever even attempted to drive a vehicle. I started chopping fields after school for my paw paw around 10.
I have never been inside a whole foods
Starbucks sells overpriced weak coffee milk and is in general, turrible
Other than the typical bills, my most expensive personal expense is the amount of money i put into hunting
Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:40 pm to SmackoverHawg
I hunt and fish. That's about it.
Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:44 pm to Salmon
My son in law.
Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:46 pm to SmackoverHawg
95% of my pants/shorts are denim
Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:46 pm to SmackoverHawg
This is where I grew up
I fish a lot
I would never drive a car
Levi jeans only
No flat bills, tattoos, piercings, or anything like that
That's about it
Posted on 11/17/13 at 3:48 pm to ZacAttack
Spit a lil Beechnut in that dudes eye and shoot him with my .45.
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