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Pellies rap
Posted on 11/16/13 at 10:30 am
Posted on 11/16/13 at 10:30 am
My name is LVB and I'm here to say
I just can't wait to watch my Pellies play.
Watchin Al Faruq retardin down the court
This team makes basketball my 5th favorite sport
Arena's nearly half full, the crowd is mildly hyped
8 thousand strong to watch the Pels take flight
EG10 is back, he's got that scowl on his face
The one that shouts "Id rather be any place"
But here, New Orleans, my heart can't fake it...
Now watch me split the D and miss another layup."
That's okay, here comes Jrue he can run the set
Last All Star? CP who? Jrue makes me forget
...and even when he's off he's still on the throne
Cos when the game is over, white bitch at his home
Don't forget our coach, the one who's dapperly dressed
His oversized slacks is always crisply pressed
Arms crossed, eyes focused, and a look of frustration
Cos there's Gordon Hayward getting easy penetration
Arena's nearly half full, the crowd is mildly hyped
8 thousand strong to watch the Pels take flight
I just can't wait to watch my Pellies play.
Watchin Al Faruq retardin down the court
This team makes basketball my 5th favorite sport
Arena's nearly half full, the crowd is mildly hyped
8 thousand strong to watch the Pels take flight
EG10 is back, he's got that scowl on his face
The one that shouts "Id rather be any place"
But here, New Orleans, my heart can't fake it...
Now watch me split the D and miss another layup."
That's okay, here comes Jrue he can run the set
Last All Star? CP who? Jrue makes me forget
...and even when he's off he's still on the throne
Cos when the game is over, white bitch at his home
Don't forget our coach, the one who's dapperly dressed
His oversized slacks is always crisply pressed
Arms crossed, eyes focused, and a look of frustration
Cos there's Gordon Hayward getting easy penetration
Arena's nearly half full, the crowd is mildly hyped
8 thousand strong to watch the Pels take flight
This post was edited on 11/16/13 at 12:37 pm
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Posted on 11/16/13 at 10:31 am to LasVegasBandit
God you're fricking terrible.
Posted on 11/16/13 at 10:36 am to TotesMcGotes
I want to hate this, but I 
Posted on 11/16/13 at 10:38 am to purplepylon
I deleted the Pierre verse it wasn't good enough. But Pierre needs to be in there. Totes I'm disappoint man you must not have watched Hayward torch our D repeatedly the other night.
Posted on 11/16/13 at 10:40 am to LasVegasBandit
Good lord, son. Were you dropped on your head?
Posted on 11/16/13 at 10:47 am to LasVegasBandit
quote:
LasVegasBandit
I've stayed out of this and haven't given a shite, but you're really kind of being an immature a-hole at this point.
Posted on 11/16/13 at 10:48 am to LasVegasBandit
I wrote this the night before the Pacers game:
'Twas the night before Pelicans tipoff,
And excitement was in the air
Hopefully this season,Eric Gordon will care
Jrue will surpass Mardi Gras as our favorite Holiday,
and earn everything he gets from that payday
Benson will have plenty of reason to dance,
Big surprises from Rivers,Roberts,and even Lance
Babes will be flocking to the Perch Pool,
Where the beers will be flowing oh so cool.
Non stop threes from my boy Ryno
Jason Smith will frick every Chi-O
Tyreke will return to his deadly form from college
While Monty struts the sidelines, dropping his knowledge
Anthony Davis will display the moves he has crafted
And prove to be one of the greatest ever drafted
Look at the time, I must be going now
For in twenty four hours, the time will be Brow
'Twas the night before Pelicans tipoff,
And excitement was in the air
Hopefully this season,Eric Gordon will care
Jrue will surpass Mardi Gras as our favorite Holiday,
and earn everything he gets from that payday
Benson will have plenty of reason to dance,
Big surprises from Rivers,Roberts,and even Lance
Babes will be flocking to the Perch Pool,
Where the beers will be flowing oh so cool.
Non stop threes from my boy Ryno
Jason Smith will frick every Chi-O
Tyreke will return to his deadly form from college
While Monty struts the sidelines, dropping his knowledge
Anthony Davis will display the moves he has crafted
And prove to be one of the greatest ever drafted
Look at the time, I must be going now
For in twenty four hours, the time will be Brow
This post was edited on 11/16/13 at 10:49 am
Posted on 11/16/13 at 10:51 am to LasVegasBandit
Just hotels, just hotels
More are on the way
Mr. Bingle quit at the Carlton Ritz
"Cause he can't reach the buffet..ay
Krauss is gone so you can't try on
No queen-size lingerie
But, watcha gonna do with K & B
And Schwegmann's gone away
More are on the way
Mr. Bingle quit at the Carlton Ritz
"Cause he can't reach the buffet..ay
Krauss is gone so you can't try on
No queen-size lingerie
But, watcha gonna do with K & B
And Schwegmann's gone away
Posted on 11/16/13 at 10:57 am to VOR
Jesus seriously? It's a joke
This post was edited on 11/16/13 at 10:58 am
Posted on 11/16/13 at 10:58 am to LasVegasBandit
quote:
My name is LVB and I'm here to say
I just can't wait to watch my Pellies play.
Watchin Al Faruq retardin down the court
This team makes basketball my 5th favorite sport.
Arena's nearly half full, the crowd is mildly hyped
8 thousand strong to watch the Pels take flight!
EG10 is back, he's got that scowl on his face
The one that shouts "Id rather be any place"
But here, New Orleans, my heart can't fake it...
Now watch me split the D and miss another layup."
That's okay, here comes Jrue he can run the set
Our last All Star? CP who? Jrue makes us forget..
And even when he's off he's still on the throne
Cos when the game is over, white bitch at his home
Don't forget our coach, the one who's dapperly dressed
His oversized slacks is always crisply pressed
Arms crossed, eyes focused, a look of frustration
Cos there's Gordon Hayward getting easy penetration
Arena's nearly half full, the crowd is mildly hyped
8 thousand strong to watch the Pels take flight!
everybody get the sticks out y'all arse. that was pretty funny
Posted on 11/16/13 at 11:32 am to LasVegasBandit
I was looking forward to the YouTube clip, not this garbage.
Posted on 11/16/13 at 12:08 pm to LasVegasBandit
quote:
Watchin Al Faruq retardin down the court
This team makes basketball my 5th favorite sport.
Posted on 11/16/13 at 12:30 pm to LSUSaintsHornets
Holla, tennis!!!
Posted on 11/16/13 at 12:32 pm to LasVegasBandit
I laughed
Posted on 11/16/13 at 2:05 pm to LasVegasBandit
Good stuff mate
Posted on 11/16/13 at 2:08 pm to NIH
Hahaha nice! Anyone hating needs a hug.
Posted on 11/16/13 at 2:12 pm to LasVegasBandit
Please stop trying to make "pellies" work
Posted on 11/16/13 at 2:18 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Watchin' the Pellies on my tellie
Eatin' cold cuts from the deli
Maybach sittin' on Pirelli, it's parked next to my heli
I'm OT ballin'
Eatin' cold cuts from the deli
Maybach sittin' on Pirelli, it's parked next to my heli
I'm OT ballin'
Posted on 11/16/13 at 5:56 pm to LasVegasBandit
so sick bro.
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