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The Ten Dumbest Fan Bases in America
Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:00 pm
Guess who #1 is
10. The Tennessee Volunteers
9. The Dallas Cowboys
8. The West Virginia Mountaineers
7. The Oakland Raiders
6. The Pittsburgh Steelers
5. The Notre Dame Fighting Irish
4. The Arkansas Razorbacks
3. The Ohio State Buckeyes
2. The Kentucky Wildcats
1. The Alabama Crimson Tide
quote:
The Alabama fan base is a fractious mix of two distinct groups who can't really stand each other.
At the top of the list is the 10-15% of the fan base that could actually be admitted to Alabama or attended the school.
This group hates most of the rest of the Alabama fan base with a passionate fury.
Right now they are reading this column and silently nodding.
The other 85% of Bama fans are incapable of coherent thought and have a deep-seated insecurity about all things in life. Alabama football comprises, and this is not an exaggeration, 99% of their self esteem.
This group of Alabama fans resents those who actually attended the school and calls them, "elitists." (To be an "elitist" in Alabama you have to graduate high school, avoid having kids until you're 22, and shop at Target instead of Wal-Mart. Seriously, that's an Alabama elitist.).
10. The Tennessee Volunteers
9. The Dallas Cowboys
8. The West Virginia Mountaineers
7. The Oakland Raiders
6. The Pittsburgh Steelers
5. The Notre Dame Fighting Irish
4. The Arkansas Razorbacks
3. The Ohio State Buckeyes
2. The Kentucky Wildcats
1. The Alabama Crimson Tide
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Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:00 pm to foreverLSU
Congratulations, you got trolled.
Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:02 pm to genro
Clay Travis?
Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:02 pm to foreverLSU
quote:Maybe I don't know enough of them but I tend to disagree with this one.
5. The Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:03 pm to foreverLSU
Clay Travis hates Arkansas 
Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:04 pm to foreverLSU
quote:
1. The Alabama Crimson Tide
Easily. LSU is a close 2nd, though.
Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:04 pm to foreverLSU
Prent tha shurts! 
Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:05 pm to foreverLSU
quote:
At the top of the list is the 10-15% of the fan base that could actually be admitted to Alabama or attended the school.
Pretty remarkable considering it's pretty easy.
Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:05 pm to RollDatRoll
quote:
Clay Travis?
quote:
:kige:
His thought process:
1. Make Bleacher Report-ish list that makes broad, unfounded generalizations lacking any substance whatsoever that will surely piss a lot of people off.
2. Use fancier words than the idiots at Bleacher Report and deliver it in a snarkier fashion.(I DID go to Vandy, you know?)
3. ???
4. Profit
Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:07 pm to lsu2006
Clay Travis making it to FS1 is like Lane Kiffin falling his way up the coaching ladder to USC.
Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:07 pm to lsu2006
Do I need to google Clay travis?
Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:08 pm to JEAUXBLEAUX
quote:
Do I need to google Clay travis?
If you want. He's pretty well known as a condescending troll, and I think the research will indicate as such.
Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:09 pm to foreverLSU
Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:09 pm to bamafan425
quote:
Clay Travis making it to FS1 is like Lane Kiffin falling his way up the coaching ladder to USC.
Well put. I guess FS1 knew they were up against an army of douches at ESPN and needed to follow suit.
Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:12 pm to foreverLSU
1. West Virginia
2. Arkansas
3. Bama
4. LSU
5. Miami
6. Mississippi State
7. Florida
8. ULL
9. Oregon
10. tOSU
2. Arkansas
3. Bama
4. LSU
5. Miami
6. Mississippi State
7. Florida
8. ULL
9. Oregon
10. tOSU
Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:21 pm to foreverLSU
No LSU? List is garbage.
Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:27 pm to foreverLSU
How are USCw, Texas, and as much as I hate to admit it LSU not on that list?
Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:31 pm to Silky Johnston
Geez, that was brutal. Complete hatchet job, but some of it was pretty funny.
Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:33 pm to foreverLSU
Look at me, I'm CLAY TRAVIS, Vanderbilt Law School Grad. I'm too good for Law school because I'm a big shot sports writer, who knows everything about college football since I grew up a Vols fan (pretty weird that I went to Vandy law) anywho, here is a list I made with Alabama at #1 in the group of the most ignorant group of plebeians in the stratosphere because they beat up on my Vols every year. Did I mention I went to Vandy law?
Posted on 10/29/13 at 3:37 pm to benhamin5555
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How are USCw, Texas, and as much as I hate to admit it LSU not on that list?
Because it's a silly and arbitrary list based on the false premise that you can actually determine the overall intelligence of a "fan base".
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