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re: The Worst CFB Teams in the Land

Posted on 11/3/13 at 10:18 pm to
Posted by DeonG
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 11/3/13 at 10:18 pm to
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Number 1 corresponds to Number 125, and so on and so forth. Who do you think belongs in this group, and in place of which team?

1. Georgia State: I wouldn't have had them this high last week, but I don't see Louisiana-Monroe beating any other team in CFB 38-10.

2. FIU: This team did get a 1 point win against Southern Miss, a team you'll see shortly on this list. But other than that, every single outcome has just been abysmal.

3. Southern Miss: Larry Fedora got out at the right time, didn't he?

4. New Mexico State: They just got a nice win over Abilene-Christian, 34-29.

5. Idaho: At the start of the year, I thought this was the worst team in the land. But they did beat Temple, though it was only 26-24 and at home, and also Temple is pretty horrible in their own right.

6. Miami-OH: The bottom of the MAC is a festering cesspool this year, and this is the worst of the worst.

7. UMass: I think that they're just slightly worse than....

8. Eastern Michigan: The worst of three terrible directional Michigan teams.

9. Air Force: Usually Air Force is the most competitive Service Academy. They're definitely the worst this year.

10. Western Michigan: Not as bad as Eastern, not as good Central, who is also completely terrible.



Georgia State: Lost by 16 to Western Kentucky.

FIU: East Carolina beat them by 23.

Souther Miss: Marshall beat them by 437.

New Mexico State: Lost by 14 to ULL.

Dogtrash Idaho: Lost by 16 by Texas State.

Hipster Miami: DNP

Umass: lost to Northern Illinois by 893.

Dogtrash Eastern Michigan: lost by lots and lots to Toledo.

Air Force: beat dogshit Army.

Western Michigan: DNP



Others:
Army: Lost by two touchdonws to Air Force, who is dogshit.

Hawaii: Just got torched by 14 points by Utah State, who is still apparently okay after losing Chuckie Keeton.

Posted by Gmorgan4982
Member since May 2005
101750 posts
Posted on 11/3/13 at 10:50 pm to
Southern Miss isn't #1 on this list? Give me a break.
Posted by DeonG
Member since Aug 2009
466 posts
Posted on 11/4/13 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

Southern Miss isn't #1 on this list? Give me a break.


Make an argument.
Posted by DeonG
Member since Aug 2009
466 posts
Posted on 11/4/13 at 3:39 pm to
The two worst "Big Five" conference teams are Kansas and Purdue.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58035 posts
Posted on 11/4/13 at 3:51 pm to
Hawaii is really bad and their athletic department is in a world of hurt.


read this story from Honolulu Magazine to see how bad it is

LINK
Posted by DeonG
Member since Aug 2009
466 posts
Posted on 11/4/13 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

Hawaii is really bad and their athletic department is in a world of hurt.


read this story from Honolulu Magazine to see how bad it is

LINK


Thanks for the link.
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
7454 posts
Posted on 11/4/13 at 8:01 pm to
Good read
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
64945 posts
Posted on 11/4/13 at 8:04 pm to
Southern Miss should be #1 on that list for the simple fact that they have not won a game since 2011. Barring a miracle they are going to go 0-12 again this year.

Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
15741 posts
Posted on 11/4/13 at 9:07 pm to
quote:

117. Hawaii
118. FIU
119. Idaho
120. Temple
121. Western Michigan
122. UMASS
123. Southern Miss
124. Miami (OH)
125. New Mexico St
126. Georgia St


AD's everywhere trying to schedule one of these for Homecoming
Posted by DeonG
Member since Aug 2009
466 posts
Posted on 11/4/13 at 9:17 pm to
quote:

Southern Miss should be #1 on that list for the simple fact that they have not won a game since 2011. Barring a miracle they are going to go 0-12 again this year.


Last year's results don't mean a thing.

But after looking through the results, you might just be right. In fact, I think you are right. I'm amending the list as we speak.

Posted by DeonG
Member since Aug 2009
466 posts
Posted on 11/4/13 at 9:52 pm to
Updated standings.


1. Southern Miss: This team appears to be getting worse. Their last three results were 14-55 to ECU, 14-55 to North Texas, and 13-61 against Marshall. That isn't just a little bad. That's real real bad.

2. FIU: This second slot is tough. Many times are vying for it. I could have gone a few ways. Inertia was the deciding factor. But I should give FIU some credit for being less terrible than they were earlier in the season.

3. Miami-OH: It's really really hard to be the worst team in the MAC this year. But Miami-OH has the chops to pull it off.

4. Idaho: They get moved down below NMST by performing the same against a team, Texas State, who is worse than NMST's opponent, ULL.

5. New Mexico State: After getting a nice win over Abilene-Christian, 34-29, they got a to-be-expected loss to ULL by 14, though I actually think this was one of their best results of the year.

6. Georgia State: Some may argue I've moved them up too high, but they're not getting the funk beat out of them. 44-28 is a reasonably respectable loss to WKU, all things considered.

7. Eastern Michigan: They just got beat by Toledo 197-3. This team is atrocious.

8. UMass: The bottom of the MAC is just a rancid rancid cesspool.

9. Western Michigan: Central Michigan is pissed they didn't make the list.

10. UConn: this team has gone from abysmal, to really really absymal. They lost to UCF by like 90.


Others:

Hawaii: has lost every game, but hasn't been getting the absolute crap beat out of them, which does count for something.

Army: you lost to Air Force, so you suck.

Air Force: you beat Army, but you still blow.

Purdue: when was the last time this team scored?

Kansas: Dear Charlie Weiss: you suck at your chosen profession.

Central Michigan: you get a prize for being the best directional michigan school, but you still blow.

UTEP: Hey nice first quarter against TAMU. But about the rest of the game....
This post was edited on 11/4/13 at 9:54 pm
Posted by Gmorgan4982
Member since May 2005
101750 posts
Posted on 11/5/13 at 8:59 pm to
Vindication!
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41157 posts
Posted on 11/9/13 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

Eastern Michigan is worse than Western Michigan. I don't even believe it to be arguable.



Eastern Michigan 35 W Michigan 32
Posted by Seymour
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2013
1630 posts
Posted on 11/9/13 at 5:14 pm to
quote:

<-------- We should be #1


Unfortunately so. USM may have one of the worst 1A college football teams of all time. Losing to a SWAC team (Texas St.) and FIU at home is fricking embarassing
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