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re: How does Wolverine pop is neck?

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Posted by RonBurgundy
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 1:29 pm to
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Or, as Project pointed, how does Flash know how to get where he's going? Dude is constantly pulling a Jesus and running straight over the ocean. How???


Great thing about Flash is that he goes back and forth in time, so if he fricks up he just jumps back a little.
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 1:29 pm to
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Btw, this thread is taking great advantage of my adhd combined with a healthy disinterest in doing any work until quitting time.


Pefect. Friday. Thread.

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Ok but what about all the others? Green Lanterns ring can navigate. Shazam? Maybe magic I guess.

Ms. Marvel, Storm, Rogue, Wonder Woman, etc?

Or, as Project pointed, how does Flash know how to get where he's going? Dude is constantly pulling a Jesus and running straight over the ocean. How???


During the scenes you don't see (like Batman on the shitter) they probably stop to consult a map.

For those in groups (JLA, Avengers, XMen) the explanations could be legion.

JLA, getting communication in their ear-pieces from the Watchtower about course corrections.

Avengers, GPS-enabled map nav on their ID cards

XMen, being guided there by a telepath.
Posted by ProjectP2294
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 1:29 pm to
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Wolverine and Cap should have a drinking contest. Tony Stark can judge.



I can't imagine that Cap's liver is in all that great of shape having to metabolize Super Soldier serum for 70 years. And also the whole suspended animation thing.
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 1:31 pm to
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As a non-vagina seeing nerd, I can verify that Flash does indeed generate a protective field as he runs which protects him from friction and the like.


Yea, I know. I actually read the Flash comics. I was just throwing out questions.
Posted by Murray
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 1:32 pm to
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Why does it seem like every character that doesn't have the ability to fly is an expert pilot? And where do all these planes come from?


X-Men has gotta be mean Pilot in some other language. Every one of them can fly the shite out of the Blackbird.


Ron! You finally taking a break from messing around with Durango's and horses and gonna drop some comic knowledge on us?
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 1:33 pm to
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Wolverine and Cap should have a drinking contest. Tony Stark can judge.




That's cold, bruh. Cold.










































Cold like the ice cold Bud Lights I will be enjoying after work, that is!
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 1:33 pm to
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X-Men has gotta be mean Pilot in some other language. Every one of them can fly the shite out of the Blackbird.


It would make sense to train them all in piloting wouldn't it?

Hell, the danger room has to have some kind of pilot training feature.
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 1:34 pm to
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I can't imagine that Cap's liver is in all that great of shape having to metabolize Super Soldier serum for 70 years. And also the whole suspended animation thing.


Nah. I think Cap could last a good while, but Logan could quite possibly go on forever. He could make a small fortune just going to bars and challenging people to drinking contests.
Posted by USMCTiger03
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 1:35 pm to
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Something I've always wondered, can he can he get drunk or high?

From the comics, it takes a lot but he does.
Posted by ProjectP2294
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 1:35 pm to
I wonder if the X-Men make Ice Man and Storm act as the AC in the X-Mansion? They have to do something to keep the bills down, I mean none of them are gainfully employed.
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 1:36 pm to
He then sobers up almost immediately, resulting in a hangover. Pretty funny if you ask me.
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 1:36 pm to
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X-Men has gotta be mean Pilot in some other language. Every one of them can fly the shite out of the Blackbird.


Nah, Professor X, Jean or Emma (depending on where you are in the lore) can just implant the knowledge in them.
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 1:36 pm to
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I wonder if the X-Men make Ice Man and Storm act as the AC in the X-Mansion? They have to do something to keep the bills down, I mean none of them are gainfully employed.
Now that is a good question.

Imagine how much money they would save by doing that.
Posted by ProjectP2294
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 1:36 pm to
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Nah. I think Cap could last a good while, but Logan could quite possibly go on forever. He could make a small fortune just going to bars and challenging people to drinking contests.


Reminds me of an old Superman joke that I will not repeat here because I don't want to be banned for racial epithets.
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 1:37 pm to
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I wonder if the X-Men make Ice Man and Storm act as the AC in the X-Mansion? They have to do something to keep the bills down, I mean none of them are gainfully employed.


That would be a good idea and very green of them.

Mr. Fantastic... changes his wang's size or not? Discuss.
Posted by ProjectP2294
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 1:40 pm to
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Mr. Fantastic... changes his wang's size or not? Discuss.



I thought of this one earlier. He obviously does. Have you seen Sue? Got to keep her satisfied.

The twist is that he changes it in both directions. To allow for easier rear entry.

Does Ben Grimm shite?
Posted by Murray
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 1:41 pm to
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For those in groups (JLA, Avengers, XMen) the explanations could be legion.

JLA, getting communication in their ear-pieces from the Watchtower about course corrections.
Avengers, GPS-enabled map nav on their ID cards XMen, being guided there by a telepath.


Alright. Did a little character search.

Can't find anybody worth a crap that your explanation didn't cover.

Dammit, I didn't want to give in on that one so quickly.
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 1:41 pm to
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Does Ben Grimm shite?
Does Grimm eat food? I'm not much of a FF fan, so I don't even know.
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 1:42 pm to
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Does Ben Grimm shite bricks?


FIFY

How does Daredevil know when he's done wiping?
Posted by Brosef Stalin
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Posted on 10/18/13 at 1:43 pm to
What's the range on Cyclops' optic blasts? We can reflect lasers off the moon so I'd imagine his blasts can go quite a distance.
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