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Top 5 things no southern man should be without?

Posted on 10/15/13 at 7:57 pm
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
30416 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 7:57 pm
1. Beautiful SO
2. Shotgun
3. Rifle
4. 4 wheel drive or 2 wheel drive w wich
5. A damn good dawg
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27317 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 7:58 pm to
6. Deep fryer
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61590 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

2. Shotgun 3. Rifle


Only if you're 18 or older according to wiltznuts
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45786 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 7:59 pm to
5 is such a small number...
Posted by Choirboy
On your property
Member since Aug 2010
10777 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 8:01 pm to
You confused number 5 with number 1

A good dog is worth more than a hot wife IMO
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 8:01 pm to
1. Fail
2. Check
3. Check
4. Check
5. She's sweet but worthless

maybe I belong out here on the west coast now.
Posted by 3rdPart Tiger
Member since Oct 2007
6191 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 8:01 pm to
quote:

6. Deep fryer


Should definitely be higher, IMO.
Posted by Teague
The Shoals, AL
Member since Aug 2007
21664 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 8:03 pm to
Yay, I passed.
Posted by FlagLake
"Da Ship"
Member since Feb 2006
2336 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 8:03 pm to
Pocket knife
Posted by bpinson
Ms
Member since May 2010
2668 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 8:05 pm to
come a long
chain saw
duct tape
SO that can cook, biscuits, fried chicken and pecan pie
generator
good dawg
Guns
4w drive
good grill for cookin
fish fryer
good cooler

and not in that order
This post was edited on 10/15/13 at 8:06 pm
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 8:05 pm to
And lemme add to this...

The ability to tie a multitude of good knots.
Knowledge of how to fix things that are broke.
Comfy pair of shrimp boots.
And you gotta have the ability to back a trailer down a boat ramp without looking like an amateur.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
30416 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 8:05 pm to
Pressure washer
Charcoal grill
A real axe
Posted by El Josey Wales
Greater Geismar
Member since Nov 2007
22710 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

And you gotta have the ability to back a trailer down a boat ramp without looking like an amateur.


34 is screwed.
Posted by Choirboy
On your property
Member since Aug 2010
10777 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

34 is screwed.


Posted by hogdaddy
Krotz Springs
Member since Feb 2010
5153 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 8:14 pm to
Good friends to joke around with and drink the night a way.
Posted by 34venture
Buffer Zone
Member since Mar 2010
11369 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 8:17 pm to
quote:



A good dog is worth more than a hot wife IMO


I agree.

Josey, just
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27317 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

A good dog is worth more than a hot wife IMO I agree. Josey, just


Sorry, but no.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 8:24 pm to
quote:

A real axe
I don't know if you'd call them one, but those Fiskars/Gerber axes are legit
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37310 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 8:25 pm to
Cast iron skillet
BBQ pit
Good Dog
4 way lug wrench
Mindset to open a closed door for all women and the elder generation.
Hate for our current government

In no particular order.
Posted by Choirboy
On your property
Member since Aug 2010
10777 posts
Posted on 10/15/13 at 8:26 pm to
It's according to what your game is

A good bird dog or retriever is worth tons more than a fly by night hot poa

Besides if you have a good dog the dime piece will follow. The quality of a man's bitch is a direct reflection of the quality of his bitch. You know what I mean?
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