If you want Bama to beat A&M, you are not an LSU fan

Reasons to pull for A&M to lose:
1) You don't like JFF. (Personal opinion)
2) You want to play an undefeated Bama. (Fact: you're an idiot)
3) You laid the points and took Bama. (only acceptable reason)
4) You live in Texas and are biased.

Reasons to pull for Bama to lose:
1) Bama cost us a National Title in 2011.
2) Bama cost us a National Title in 2012.
3) Bama just signed the #1 recruit in the country, from Louisiana.
4) Bama signs top recruits from Louisiana every year.
5) Beating an undefeated Bama at their place means nothing (see 2011).
6) Beating a 1-loss Bama will knock them out of the National Title race.
7) Bama is our biggest rival while we have played and beat A&M twice in the last 18 years.
8) 3 out of 4
9) AJ McCarron
10) Nick Saban
11) LSU has a better shot at beating A&M at home than Bama on the road. This means that we have a better shot at making the SECCG (and NCG) if A&M wins. THIS IS OUR GOAL.

As you can see, the facts listed above me show that it is extremely better for LSU if A&M wins Saturday. Therefore, if you would prefer to see Bama win, or if you are even indifferent about this game, you are not an LSU fan. End Rant.