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Life Armour, how about this for SHTF...


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Even comes with a stripper pole...


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The spherical pod dubbed Life Armor is a disaster shelter that comes with everything imaginable for temporary survival in a storm. The ball is 1.2 meters in diameter, weighs approximately 80 kilograms and is able to withstand 9.3 tons of pressure. It comes with a rear handle, making it easy to carry to your desired destination. What makes the Life Armor even better is that it includes solar panels for battery storage, a life jacket, a megaphone and a GPS tracking device so you can be found by rescue teams. The shelter is made to stay afloat, even though it can withstand a 25 meter plunge. Everything in the pod is completely waterproof so we can be prepared for another 'Frankenstorm.'










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Bigpoppat
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Wonder what that'll cost





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It would make for a hell of a ride in a hurricane storm surge...





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80 kilograms



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easy to carry


For me maybe. The average man may struggle with that Though.






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Does it come in safety orange?





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CP3
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If it comes with a "pod life" sticker ill buy it now





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How long before an air breathing creature expires in one of those?





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If it comes with a "pod life" sticker ill buy it now


lulz






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LSUnowhas2
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If it comes with a "pod life" sticker ill buy it now


Excellent!






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CajunSqueal16
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The shelter is made to stay afloat, even though it can withstand a 25 meter plunge. Everything in the pod is completely waterproof so we can be prepared for another 'Frankenstorm.'


If its waterproof and airtight, how do you breathe?? It's not real big. Does it have a supply of oxygen?






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CajunSqueal16
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How long before an air breathing creature expires in one of those?


Whoops, he beat me to it.






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LSUnowhas2
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Are you supposed to climb inside that thing and have that thing bounce around like you are on some giant foosball table?

I don't think I could fit in that thing.






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wickowick
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The developers need to prove it works, here...









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The shelter is made to stay afloat, even though it can withstand a 25 meter plunge.


The question is will the person inside withstand the 25 meter plunge







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wickowick
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I don't think I could fit in that thing.


I think it was made in Japan, they probably need a larger American version...






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LSUnowhas2
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I think it was made in Japan, they probably need a larger American version...


I am bigger than even your average American so I don't think this is going to work for me. Frankly, I would probably rather die than be stuck in that thing for any length of time. I get claustrophobic in small spaces (almost said tight but tight can be good in the right context).






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$5000





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Ice Cream Sammich
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I think it was made in Japan, they probably need a larger American version...

While it needs to be larger, Ill trust them to build it over any American company.






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ninthward
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where is the puke bag?
or the dramamine IV?
because that thing will be full of puke so fast if you were caught in a flood or violent water






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