I was given the gift of America recently

I'm going to preface this with a premature "Cool Story Bro", but the story made receiving said gift even more exciting. I've been moving so this post is a few weeks late. I figured you guys would appreciate the photos at the very least. My birthday was recently, and with the move, I didn't have much time to celebrate so I wasn't expecting much excitement.

The Friday before my birthday, a package arrived for me at the new place. I figured my girlfriend had just ordered something and sent it me for cheap Prime shipping so I didn't open it. When she got back from work, she insisted that I open it, and she had no idea what it was. I get electronics to test all the time so I decided it was probably something of that nature and took out my camera to document it since nerds of my kind enjoy seeing unboxings. I wasn't expecting what came next...











Turns out, she did know what it was. Since I'm not a fan of liars, I broke up with her... All jokes and dramatics aside, I was blown away. It's beautiful. I was even more excited that there wasn't a specific player print on it since it's too badass to just represent one player. In reality, she just wasn't sure whether or not to get me another Michael Bradley shirt (Got me a MB long-sleeved Roma shirt while in Rome), put Jozy or Clint's print, or just go with nothing. In the end, she got the best 30 seconds of her life, and I was satisfied with my birthday. The arse was fat. Again, CSB, but let freedom ring, god damnit!