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blueboy
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Catherine Zeta Jones is back on the market!!!



Hurry, before she spoils.

Jones, Douglas seperate







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iheartlsu
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Don't eat her out





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Converse
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re: Catherine Zeta Jones is back on the market!!!


Yes, I see that I have a chance for sure ...





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The Estimator
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She dips beneath LASERS.





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Jack Daniel
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I've got no problem with throat cancer





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LaBR4
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quote:

Catherine Zeta Jones


She got tired of AARP balls.

She's ready for some younger dudes.





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Drew Orleans
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Edit... HPV


This post was edited on 8/28 at 2:31 pm


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Bluefin
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My balls hang low... I think I have a chance..





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Spaulding Smails
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I don't want anything that liver spotted ol' HPV spreading Son of a bitch has touched





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LSURussian
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quote:

Catherine Zeta Jones


"Roses are red,

violets are blue.

I'm bi-polar,

and so am I."






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blueboy
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I don't want anything that liver spotted ol' HPV spreading Son of a bitch has touched

That's why god invented showers.

And penicillin.






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Powerman
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quote:


"Roses are red,

violets are blue.

I'm bi-polar,

and so am I."


I don't think you know what bi-polar is






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TXGunslinger10
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time to hit the gym and tone up





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yellowfin
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you're welcom






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dyslexic
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dyslexic
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Boudreaux35
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Don't get me wrong.....She's hot as frick, but HPV plus bi-polar? OK, I'd still hit it but damn!





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LSURussian
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quote:

I don't think you know what bi-polar is
Yes, I do.

Probably.

Definitely.

Maybe I don't.

Oh, hell yeah, I do!

I'm sure I do.

Don't I?

No, I don't.







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blueboy
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fin wins on timing but yours has better resolution.





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lsuwontonwrap
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Not surprising considering he basically said that going down on her gave him cancer.





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