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Posted on 8/6/13 at 1:12 pm
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 8/6/13 at 1:12 pm
"I hope you choke on it beanpole" - Kelly to Jessie
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 1:15 pm to
"I'm so excited!"

-You know
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 8/6/13 at 1:16 pm to
"A building with two Beldings, one of whom is balding" was my sig quote for a long arse time. Not sure I have an actual favorite quote though.
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
46121 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 1:22 pm to
I heard shoot your hopes and dreams

by the time I realized he meant the ball the game was over
Posted by Michael J Cocks
Right Here
Member since Jun 2007
47153 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 1:24 pm to
Way too hard to pick one.

I liked when Jesse would call Slater a pig and he'd go "Well oink oink, momma!"

Another one that stands out was in the college years when Screech wanted Mike to personal train him and asked him what his personal goals were and Screech was like, "I just want to be able to lift the toilet seat without getting a hernia."
Posted by buffbraz
Member since Nov 2005
5671 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 1:30 pm to
"Iowa?"
"Yea,uhh, I....I owe Zack 10 dollars, can I borrow it from you?"
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
46121 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Iowa?"
"Yea,uhh, I....I owe Zack 10 dollars, can I borrow it from you?"


one of my favorites for sure






Im gonna need baby keys and soap on a rope
Posted by buffbraz
Member since Nov 2005
5671 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 1:33 pm to
lol

"This pizza must be Slater's. It has I hate Jessie written in anchovies"
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150483 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 1:48 pm to
Slater: "Kick that commie's butt."
Jessie: "Slater, you can't say that on the radio."
Slater: "Sorry...kick that commie's heiney."
Posted by ArchiTiger
Member since Jan 2004
640 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 1:48 pm to
"There's no hope with dope!"
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
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Posted on 8/6/13 at 1:49 pm to
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8044 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

"There's no hope with dope!"


This.


I also enjoyed anything AC said to put down Jessie.

Jessie: Slater, haven't you heard of the Women's Movement?
Slater: Sure...”Put on something cute and MOVE it into the kitchen."

AC FTW!
Posted by GeauxColonels
Tottenham Fan | LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
25604 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 2:03 pm to
Belding: "Screech, you can't elope!"
Screech: "Who you calling cantaloupe you melon head?"
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8044 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 2:05 pm to
The sauce-a you can have, but the secret, she's-a mine.
Posted by wish i was tebow
The Golf Board
Member since Feb 2009
46121 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

The sauce-a you can have, but the secret, she's-a mine.


I was trying to think of this saying but couldnt quite pull it out

Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8044 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 2:24 pm to
Slight hijack---how old was the laywer in the Hawaiian episodes? And why was Grandpa Kapowski letting him smash his high school grandaughter?
Posted by CQQ
Member since Feb 2006
17048 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

Jessie:Slater, since we're together, I think we should share the household chores. Slater: Sure, you cook and I'll eat


Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8044 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 2:35 pm to
Slater ran shite at Bayside.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150483 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

Belding: "Screech, you can't elope!"
Screech: "Who you calling cantaloupe you melon head?"

Love that one too.
Posted by the_watcher
Jarule's House
Member since Nov 2005
3450 posts
Posted on 8/6/13 at 3:09 pm to
On Caffine pills

"Those pills are dangerous Jessie!"
"Yea, well so is geometry"
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