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What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?

Posted on 7/16/13 at 9:39 am
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 7/16/13 at 9:39 am
Put out your top 5 bullet highlights of why this organization is best suited for his career and future.

Go.
Posted by EarthwormJim
Member since Dec 2005
10063 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 9:42 am to
You don't have to use your cell phone to show your dick, you can just whip it out on Bourbon St.
Posted by Puddinhead
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
4299 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 9:42 am to
We have top of the line rehab facilities!
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166077 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 9:42 am to
quote:

You don't have to use your cell phone to show your dick, you can just whip it out on Bourbon St.



so you're going the humor route... okay... i get it... may not work... but he can get a good chuckle...
Posted by MrBlue105
chillin with the BWC - anaconda
Member since Apr 2013
6602 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 9:43 am to
eric gordon hasnt played a full season and look how he is treated!
Posted by LSUSaintsHornets
Based Pelican
Member since Feb 2008
7309 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 9:44 am to
-Not in the spotlight/Lower Expectations
-Familiarity with Monty Williams
-Young, Talented Core
-PT
-Anthony Davis
Posted by macatak911
Metairie, LA
Member since Sep 2007
11072 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 9:44 am to
* Brand new facility
* Monty
* Small Market
* Starting role
* Food
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166077 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 9:45 am to
Mine would have to be:
1) Franchise stability with staff/front office and ownership
2) New Facilities and plan to grow the franchise
3) Players/talent on the roster and how they can help Oden be successful
4) Story of Drew Brees and growth with the city
5) Management plan of his minutes and action, be interested in his career, not season.
Posted by Mickey Goldmill
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2010
23002 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 9:46 am to
How many threads are you going to start today?

We're at 3 and its not even 10am yet.

Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166077 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 9:47 am to
quote:

How many threads are you going to start today?
4

quote:

We're at 3 and its not even 10am yet.

you are very observant.
Posted by WB504
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
5871 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 9:47 am to
1. Not much media exposure
2. No pressure to make a quick return
3. Monty connection
4. Young up and coming franchise
Posted by Colonel Flagg
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2010
22773 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 9:49 am to
We want to focus on defense.

If you are healthy you will start at center.

This is a team of talented young players like you. It is a team and not one player's show.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166077 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 9:49 am to
do you guys think they bring him a secret uniform jersery with oden on the back?
Posted by chillygentilly
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Member since Aug 2012
2568 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 9:49 am to
- All-Star PG
- Young nucleus (roster age average <24)
- Playing time
- Monty
- Small market/no pressure
Posted by AlabamasSalaryCap
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2012
2725 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 9:56 am to
we kneed you
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25831 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 9:59 am to
1) training staff and team physicians.

2) Look at EGs training and rehab

3) No pressure to actually play (see #2)

4) You can collect a nice salary and play cheerleader. (See #3)

5) Actually, no need to even attend the games. You can stay home and tweet about your favorite college teams.



wouldn't he want to play for us. Look how gracious we are to the infirm.
Posted by VOR
Member since Apr 2009
63414 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 10:12 am to
quote:

Mine would have to be:
1) Franchise stability with staff/front office and ownership
2) New Facilities and plan to grow the franchise
3) Players/talent on the roster and how they can help Oden be successful
4) Story of Drew Brees and growth with the city
5) Management plan of his minutes and action, be interested in his career, not season.


Not bad, son.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166077 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 10:13 am to
We are all forgetting that his brother malcom plays for Saints.
Posted by Diddles
LA
Member since Apr 2013
6981 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 10:50 am to
You can text pics of your wang to any of the Pelican Cheerleaders
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115343 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 10:51 am to
1) We have the worst rehab team
2) Our doctors suck
3) We'll work you like a dog
4) We have a terrible history with knee injuries

Please sign with us Greg! Um, really!
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