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Chad504boy
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What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?


Put out your top 5 bullet highlights of why this organization is best suited for his career and future.

Go.







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EarthwormJim
LSU Fan
Member since Dec 2005
9745 posts

re: What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?


You don't have to use your cell phone to show your dick, you can just whip it out on Bourbon St.





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Puddinhead
New Orleans Saints Fan
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
3356 posts

re: What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?


We have top of the line rehab facilities!





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Chad504boy
New Orleans Saints Fan
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Member since Feb 2005
79285 posts

re: What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?


quote:

You don't have to use your cell phone to show your dick, you can just whip it out on Bourbon St.



so you're going the humor route... okay... i get it... may not work... but he can get a good chuckle...






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MrBlue105
Navy Fan
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Member since Apr 2013
6602 posts

re: What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?


eric gordon hasnt played a full season and look how he is treated!





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LSUSaintsHornets
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
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Member since Feb 2008
6416 posts
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re: What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?


-Not in the spotlight/Lower Expectations
-Familiarity with Monty Williams
-Young, Talented Core
-PT
-Anthony Davis






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macatak911
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Metairie, LA
Member since Sep 2007
9752 posts

re: What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?


* Brand new facility
* Monty
* Small Market
* Starting role
* Food






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Chad504boy
New Orleans Saints Fan
Five Oh Four
Member since Feb 2005
79285 posts

re: What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?


Mine would have to be:
1) Franchise stability with staff/front office and ownership
2) New Facilities and plan to grow the franchise
3) Players/talent on the roster and how they can help Oden be successful
4) Story of Drew Brees and growth with the city
5) Management plan of his minutes and action, be interested in his career, not season.






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Mickey Goldmill
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2010
5481 posts

re: What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?


How many threads are you going to start today?

We're at 3 and its not even 10am yet.







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Chad504boy
New Orleans Saints Fan
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Member since Feb 2005
79285 posts

re: What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?


quote:

How many threads are you going to start today?
4

quote:

We're at 3 and its not even 10am yet.

you are very observant.






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WB504
New Orleans Saints Fan
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
2958 posts

re: What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?


1. Not much media exposure
2. No pressure to make a quick return
3. Monty connection
4. Young up and coming franchise






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Colonel Flagg
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2010
9866 posts

re: What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?


We want to focus on defense.

If you are healthy you will start at center.

This is a team of talented young players like you. It is a team and not one player's show.






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Chad504boy
New Orleans Saints Fan
Five Oh Four
Member since Feb 2005
79285 posts

re: What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?


do you guys think they bring him a secret uniform jersery with oden on the back?





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chillygentilly
USA Fan
Dallas, TX via 70122
Member since Aug 2012
1095 posts

re: What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?


- All-Star PG
- Young nucleus (roster age average <24)
- Playing time
- Monty
- Small market/no pressure






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AlabamasSalaryCap
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
331 posts

re: What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?


we kneed you





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BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
410 posts

re: What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?


1) training staff and team physicians.

2) Look at EGs training and rehab

3) No pressure to actually play (see #2)

4) You can collect a nice salary and play cheerleader. (See #3)

5) Actually, no need to even attend the games. You can stay home and tweet about your favorite college teams.



wouldn't he want to play for us. Look how gracious we are to the infirm.






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VOR
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2009
40613 posts

re: What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?


quote:

Mine would have to be:
1) Franchise stability with staff/front office and ownership
2) New Facilities and plan to grow the franchise
3) Players/talent on the roster and how they can help Oden be successful
4) Story of Drew Brees and growth with the city
5) Management plan of his minutes and action, be interested in his career, not season.


Not bad, son.






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Chad504boy
New Orleans Saints Fan
Five Oh Four
Member since Feb 2005
79285 posts

re: What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?


We are all forgetting that his brother malcom plays for Saints.





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Diddles
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New Orleans
Member since Apr 2013
2953 posts
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re: What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?


You can text pics of your wang to any of the Pelican Cheerleaders





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Fun Bunch
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since May 2008
23361 posts

re: What would be your "Sales Pitch" to Greg Oden to sign w/ Pelicans?


1) We have the worst rehab team
2) Our doctors suck
3) We'll work you like a dog
4) We have a terrible history with knee injuries

Please sign with us Greg! Um, really!






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