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re: Orange Is the New Black Netflix original comedy-drama series released today!
Posted on 7/24/13 at 10:39 pm to OMLandshark
Posted on 7/24/13 at 10:39 pm to OMLandshark
The meth head takes a larger role in the series next season 
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Posted on 7/24/13 at 11:02 pm to BilJ
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has anyone mentioned the hippie chick voiced pattie mayonaise from Doug?
No shite. Every single time she came on screen and started talking, I kept on telling myself: you know this voice and woman. At first I was thinking the woman who played Invisible Girl on Arrested Development, but I knew that wasn't right. But I knew I knew her accent down to a T, and that she had been a high pitch southern woman surrounded by Northerners in another show. Now I have my answer. Can't believe Pattie Mayonaise pops up here out of everything.
This post was edited on 7/24/13 at 11:04 pm
Posted on 7/24/13 at 11:03 pm to BuccWildBammer
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The meth head takes a larger role in the series next season
frick that psycho bitch. Her backstory made me hate her even more. How the frick she isn't in maximum security is complete bullshite.
Posted on 7/25/13 at 12:14 am to OMLandshark
Agreed but neither is Miss Claudette who killed someone (loved her backstory though) and then went straight Latrell Sprewell on a guard
I am having withdrawals I wanna see season 2
I am having withdrawals I wanna see season 2
Posted on 7/25/13 at 6:19 am to BuccWildBammer
anyone else hate piper and larry as much as I do?
Posted on 7/25/13 at 7:04 am to Pilot Tiger
Piper's OK in my book.....
But Larry, and preggers? I could do without
But Larry, and preggers? I could do without
Posted on 7/25/13 at 10:11 am to Uncle Stu
Piper is a pretty shitty person too, Larry is a massive pussy though, Biggs always seems to play a pussy.
I don't get what the deal with that one corrections officer is.
I don't get what the deal with that one corrections officer is.
This post was edited on 7/25/13 at 10:22 am
Posted on 7/25/13 at 10:14 am to BilJ
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Piper is a pretty shitty person too, Larry is a massive pussy though, Biggs always seems to play a pussy though.
They're all pretty terrible people for the most part. Red putting the grease in the oven was incredibly shitty, especially since she knows it's her gang are the ones that do that type of task, not the hispanics.
I still don't know what Larry's mindset was when he told Piper that her ex-girlfriend didn't turn her in. Nothing positive from Larry's POV could happen from that.
Posted on 7/25/13 at 10:19 am to OMLandshark
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I still don't know what Larry's mindset was when he told Piper that her ex-girlfriend didn't turn her in. Nothing positive from Larry's POV could happen from that.
I think he was just going along with his father's concerns that telling Piper would cause her to do something worse in prison if she knew.
Posted on 7/25/13 at 10:24 am to OMLandshark
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I still don't know what Larry's mindset was when he told Piper that her ex-girlfriend didn't turn her in. Nothing positive from Larry's POV could happen from that.
The reasoning was really stupid, sort of seemed like more of a shortcut for the writers to give them a reason to get together
Posted on 7/25/13 at 10:46 am to EarthwormJim
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I think he was just going along with his father's concerns that telling Piper would cause her to do something worse in prison if she knew.
Or he could have followed his father's advice and just told her that his father couldn't find anything.
Posted on 7/25/13 at 11:06 am to BilJ
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I don't get what the deal with that one corrections officer is.
which one? Cousin Nicky? - I dont hate the guy like most - yeah, he is a douchebag, but that's his character, I can deal with it, he serves a purpose, and he plays it well.
but the other one is the guard that infuriates me. Clean-cut white guy, ex-military.....and he falls for a fat puerto rican convict?? It is completely inconceivable. No way, no where in the lower 48 does this happen. It defies human logic. At least cast an actress that has some physical appeal and attempt to make the scenario somewhat feasible.
Posted on 7/25/13 at 11:10 am to Uncle Stu
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but the other one is the guard that infuriates me. Clean-cut white guy, ex-military.....and he falls for a fat puerto rican convict?? It is completely inconceivable. No way, no where in the lower 48 does this happen. It defies human logic. At least cast an actress that has some physical appeal and attempt to make the scenario somewhat feasible.
Yeah, I had a hard time believing this shite as well. Next to Patty Mayonaise and the fat bulldyke, she's probably the ugliest chick in the prison. Am I really supposed to believe that two guards are going to fall head over heals in love with this fat bitch and risk their job and serious jail time over it?
And what the frick is that dude thinking by fricking her, not using a rubber, and not pulling out? This series is just completely built on bad ideas.
This post was edited on 7/25/13 at 11:12 am
Posted on 7/25/13 at 11:37 am to OMLandshark
this is why you cant have a virtually all-female team write, produce, cast and direct a TV show
I checked the IMDB page, there's like 5 guys out of 30 people who were involved in the creation/production of this show. Because you know some dumb bitch is sitting there, looking at the script, casting actresses, and seeing no problem in matching those two up on screen. Somewhere along the line, there still needs to be a full-blooded, heterosexual man, who can have a bit of veto power, stand up and say "whoa, whoa, whoa....that would never happen. I know you ladies dont get it, because everyone is beautiful on the inside, but trust me, this would never happen"
I checked the IMDB page, there's like 5 guys out of 30 people who were involved in the creation/production of this show. Because you know some dumb bitch is sitting there, looking at the script, casting actresses, and seeing no problem in matching those two up on screen. Somewhere along the line, there still needs to be a full-blooded, heterosexual man, who can have a bit of veto power, stand up and say "whoa, whoa, whoa....that would never happen. I know you ladies dont get it, because everyone is beautiful on the inside, but trust me, this would never happen"
Posted on 7/25/13 at 11:47 am to Uncle Stu
Well said. I'd frick Red and certainly her mother before I touched that fat broad.
Posted on 7/25/13 at 11:58 am to Uncle Stu
You guys are forgetting that the young guard is missing a leg. I bet hot bitches on the outside won't give him the time of day once they see his stump. Bitches are just as shallow as dudes are, especially when the guy isn't rich. Dude probably has some issues too about being handicapped, especially since he isn't a war hero and just got an infection in a hot tub.
I still think the puerto rican is gross, but I'm not a gimpy prison guard
I still think the puerto rican is gross, but I'm not a gimpy prison guard
Posted on 7/25/13 at 12:00 pm to OMLandshark
Some of you are putting way to much thought into this.
Posted on 7/25/13 at 12:16 pm to gooseman65
The wife LOVES this show
Posted on 7/25/13 at 12:18 pm to SirSaintly
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You guys are forgetting that the young guard is missing a leg. I bet hot bitches on the outside won't give him the time of day once they see his stump. Bitches are just as shallow as dudes are, especially when the guy isn't rich. Dude probably has some issues too about being handicapped, especially since he isn't a war hero and just got an infection in a hot tub.
He walks fine on it and he's got a military background. That should just be a BTW right before sex.
Posted on 7/25/13 at 12:41 pm to lsu480
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Mendez -" Hello ladies, how are we doing this evening?"
Random sluts- "Buy us a a drink?"
Mendez- "Are you serious? Thats the first thing you say to me? Buys us a f cking drink? Can you belive theses sluts Bennet."
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