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Spelt it rong
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Getting married today


I would thoroughly enjoy some advice from the OT besides don't get married.








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MoreOrLes
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Member since Nov 2008
16531 posts

re: Getting married today


DONT






I married my HS Sweet Heart. Its been 17 years.



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LaBR4
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Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
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congratulations on one vagina for the rest of your life.





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BUSCH
UTEP Fan
Where I live
Member since Jun 2008
2340 posts

re: Getting married today


Sorry for your loss





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geauxnc0308
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Member since May 2008
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Don't worry about winning the battles, but make damn sure you win the war





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mikelbr
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Getting married today


I got nothing. Well, you could just do exactly the opposite of what I did. You know, like you could respect her, be faithful, be supportive during pregnancy, etc.




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EarthwormJim
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Member since Dec 2005
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Get drunk and try to do the freakiest shite you can think of tonight. It will probably be the last time you'll be able to do it





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Popcorn
Member since Jun 2012
3297 posts

re: Getting married today


Congrats on the sex.





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slutiger5
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TU Rob
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Get drunk and try to do the freakiest shite you can think of tonight. It will probably be the last time you'll be able to do it


Unless she likes it. Then he's got it made.






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MillerMan
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Member since Aug 2010
3637 posts

re: Getting married today


Butt sex isn't all its cracked up to be.





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Geauxld Finger
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Baton Rouge
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your wife will be smiling immensely coming down the aisle....she knows she has given her last BJ ever.





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GRTiger
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re: Getting married today


Your out of town guests talked shite about you behind your back for having a Friday wedding. Probably some of your in town guests too.





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jimbeam
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Member since Oct 2011
29981 posts

re: Getting married today


make secks tonight like it's your last.

which it won't be but.



oh wait






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LOCO5150
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Member since Sep 2011
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re: Getting married today


Prenup





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HoustonChick86
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Member since Dec 2009
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re: Getting married today


Congrats!





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TU Rob
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Your out of town guests talked shite about you behind your back for having a Friday wedding. Probably some of your in town guests too.


Most weekends I would agree. But Friday before Memorial Day should be fine. They all have Monday off so they can hit the wedding tonight and still have Sat-Mon to do whatever.






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Spelt it rong
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re: Getting married today


You are winning at the moment. I just burst out laughing in Starbucks





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wartiger2004
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Congrats and remember you will say sorry for things you didn't do just to keep the peace and shut her up.





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MoreOrLes
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re: Getting married today


Immediately leave tomorrow to go fishing or leave to go plant fields for hunting.

If she is still there when you get back.....she is a keeper







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