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CtotheVrzrbck
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Just listened to Florida Georgia Line for the first time.


Jesus frick. I hate them so much.

I don't think I've ever had such an immediate dislike for a band in my life. They're just cheesedick to the max.

A promoted video of them with a remix w/ Nelly of their song "Cruise" popped up, and I was like eh, why not, never heard any of their stuff they're getting big, lets see what this is about. Made it about 25 seconds.

Then I went and found the original version, it sucked almost as bad. So I give them a chance and listen to "Shine On"; horrible. Then "Dayum Baby"; I want to stab myself with an icepick.

So I see a song called "Hell Raisin' Heat of the Summer" and I say ok, they can't possibly queer up a song with that title. Wrong. Wrong.

I tell myself give them one more song to at least see if there's one track that isn't a seeping vagina. I see "Backwoods Country Queen"; and I expect this to be a chick with attitude anthem... it tries to be, it doesn't hit the mark. I'm just amazed at the crap Nashville shoves down people's throats. If you like this band, then that's your thing and I support your right to listen to them, and to have sex with whoever you like in the privacy of your home, and even believe you should have marital rights and not be blocked from adopting, but please do us a favor and listen to them with your headphones on or windows roll up, I hope to never be assaulted by this travesty called country music whilst at a stop light against my will.







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DownshiftAndFloorIt
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re: Just listened to Florida Georgia Line for the first time.


They have a brand new chevy with a lift kit though





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CtotheVrzrbck
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Ford man here, Broncos specifically.





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ItNeverRains
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Southern country hip hop is here to stay, ton of writers here in that vein are working with new artist.

I get it, with the impact hip hop has had on rock, it's only a matter of time until other genre's were influenced as well






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Southern country hip hop is here to stay, ton of writers here in that vein are working with new artist.


America is going to hell........

On a side note, is that Darryl Hall's brother in that band?






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King of New Orleans
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dude shut up. their chrome piece is tucked in the console.


seriously, though. i agree with you






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Slickback
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NSync with a fiddle





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gsvar2004
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so ive heard ton on here and a few other peeps about this nelly remix to cruise so i decided to check it out on youtube and see how bad it really was.

HOL--Leee frick are they being serious? just when i thought the original was bad. seriously WTF?

ETA on another note on the same page as that song i found a promoted video for the departed prayer for the lonely



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Buddy Garrity
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just watched the cruise video for the first time, quite possibly the gayest thing i have ever seen.





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She's popping out of the South Georgia water thought oh my god she had them dark tanned legs.


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Kingwood Tiger
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This dude is coming to Houston to see them at the HOB LINK





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CtotheVrzrbck
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I still can't emphasize enough how shitty this band is. I'm going to have to have a Waylon Jennings marathon tonight.





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This dude is coming to Houston to see them at the HOB LINK






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CtotheVrzrbck
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Well it's Tue. morning and FL/GA line is still one of the gayest things I've experienced in my life and I've had gay roommates, gone to many a dragshow/gay bar with my ex and her gay brother, I've seen some shite man... but this band is the gayest of the gayest.





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