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Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:00 pm
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38814 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:00 pm
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I need someone to come to my house and watch Game of Thrones with me on Sunday the 26th. I would need to check that you are not a total creeper first, so probably a coffee date at Orange Couch to clear the air. I might need you to come back on June 2nd as well for Game of Thrones, not sure how real it is going to get this season. I'm not looking for a regular thing beyond those two episodes, unless you look like Theon. I am freaked out about whatever is going to happen during those two episodes. I will probably cry my fricking eyes out about whatever happens, unless someone manages to kill Joffrey. I want someone to come over and keep me chill. Obviously this will end in sex, but I expect some chill time before hand. You need to be strong, tall, and possibly dark haired. 420 friendly. Possess an actual personality. Tattoos and piercings are a plus. I'm 5' 5", 110 lbs; I expect you to also be fit. Send pics or don't bother. I will not respond to any hotmail accounts because frick you. Don't send spoilers.



Who's brave enough to do this?
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
14067 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:02 pm to
Where is Bywater?
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

I want someone to come over and keep me chill. Obviously this will end in sex, but I expect some chill time before hand. You need to be strong, tall, and possibly dark haired. 420 friendly. Possess an actual personality. Tattoos and piercings are a plus. I'm 5' 5", 110 lbs; I expect you to also be fit.


iluvdatiger?
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38814 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:05 pm to
hell if I know.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118347 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:09 pm to
No tats
No piercings

Guess I'm out.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
130552 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:10 pm to
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Where is Bywater?



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hell if I know


Seriously?

ETA: Maybe you aren't from New Orleans. Its in New Orleans. Upper 9th Ward, home of hipsters, gays and very good eclectic restaurants.
This post was edited on 5/16/13 at 2:11 pm
Posted by geauxtigers585
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2006
3832 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:10 pm to
Email her and ask for pics or GTFO
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74364 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:10 pm to
By the river, between the Marigny and the 9th ward. Bordered by the river, Poland Avenue, St. Claude and Franklin Avenue.

It's mostly white, hipster area.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38814 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:13 pm to
ok


ETA: Ok, I messaged her. I doubt she will send anything without me sending one. No way am I sending one first.
This post was edited on 5/16/13 at 2:16 pm
Posted by busbeepbeep
When will then be now?
Member since Jan 2004
19515 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:15 pm to
She's definitely gonna receive spoilers after that warning. Poor girl. She needs a personal assistant to screen the emails.
Posted by busbeepbeep
When will then be now?
Member since Jan 2004
19515 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:16 pm to
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No way am I sending one first.
come on...this is the internet...find a pic and send it. send your avatar.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38814 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:18 pm to
and ask if she is into bbc?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

Send pics or don't bother.


demands pics, doesn't post one
Posted by gjackx
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2007
16584 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

I will not respond to any hotmail accounts because frick you.

What the heck did hotmail do to cause so much pain?!?!
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
14067 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:21 pm to
Search for a BananaHammock pic and send it.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:26 pm to
Posted by BloodSweat&Beers
One Particular Harbor, Fl
Member since Jan 2012
9153 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

What the heck did hotmail do to cause so much pain?!?!


The chick digs Theon.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109490 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

The chick digs Theon.


Maybe not so much anymore.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
123303 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:29 pm to
Someone should come in and blow a warhorn right before coitus with her look alike.
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
67006 posts
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:29 pm to
Email sent from the junk account with the major spoiler this season in the subject line.

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