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GoT craigslist ad
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:00 pm
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:00 pm
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Who's brave enough to do this?
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I need someone to come to my house and watch Game of Thrones with me on Sunday the 26th. I would need to check that you are not a total creeper first, so probably a coffee date at Orange Couch to clear the air. I might need you to come back on June 2nd as well for Game of Thrones, not sure how real it is going to get this season. I'm not looking for a regular thing beyond those two episodes, unless you look like Theon. I am freaked out about whatever is going to happen during those two episodes. I will probably cry my fricking eyes out about whatever happens, unless someone manages to kill Joffrey. I want someone to come over and keep me chill. Obviously this will end in sex, but I expect some chill time before hand. You need to be strong, tall, and possibly dark haired. 420 friendly. Possess an actual personality. Tattoos and piercings are a plus. I'm 5' 5", 110 lbs; I expect you to also be fit. Send pics or don't bother. I will not respond to any hotmail accounts because frick you. Don't send spoilers.
Who's brave enough to do this?
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:02 pm to jmarto1
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I want someone to come over and keep me chill. Obviously this will end in sex, but I expect some chill time before hand. You need to be strong, tall, and possibly dark haired. 420 friendly. Possess an actual personality. Tattoos and piercings are a plus. I'm 5' 5", 110 lbs; I expect you to also be fit.
iluvdatiger?
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:09 pm to jmarto1
No tats
No piercings
Guess I'm out.
No piercings
Guess I'm out.
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:10 pm to The Dudes Rug
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Where is Bywater?
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hell if I know
Seriously?
ETA: Maybe you aren't from New Orleans. Its in New Orleans. Upper 9th Ward, home of hipsters, gays and very good eclectic restaurants.
This post was edited on 5/16/13 at 2:11 pm
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:10 pm to jmarto1
Email her and ask for pics or GTFO
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:10 pm to The Dudes Rug
By the river, between the Marigny and the 9th ward. Bordered by the river, Poland Avenue, St. Claude and Franklin Avenue.
It's mostly white, hipster area.
It's mostly white, hipster area.
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:13 pm to geauxtigers585
ok
ETA: Ok, I messaged her. I doubt she will send anything without me sending one. No way am I sending one first.
ETA: Ok, I messaged her. I doubt she will send anything without me sending one. No way am I sending one first.
This post was edited on 5/16/13 at 2:16 pm
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:15 pm to jmarto1
She's definitely gonna receive spoilers after that warning. Poor girl. She needs a personal assistant to screen the emails.
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:16 pm to jmarto1
quote:come on...this is the internet...find a pic and send it. send your avatar.
No way am I sending one first.
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:18 pm to busbeepbeep
and ask if she is into bbc?
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:20 pm to jmarto1
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Send pics or don't bother.
demands pics, doesn't post one
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:20 pm to jmarto1
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I will not respond to any hotmail accounts because frick you.
What the heck did hotmail do to cause so much pain?!?!
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:21 pm to jmarto1
Search for a BananaHammock pic and send it. 
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:26 pm to gjackx
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What the heck did hotmail do to cause so much pain?!?!
The chick digs Theon.
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:27 pm to BloodSweat&Beers
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The chick digs Theon.
Maybe not so much anymore.
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:29 pm to PsychTiger
Someone should come in and blow a warhorn right before coitus with her look alike.
Posted on 5/16/13 at 2:29 pm to jmarto1
Email sent from the junk account with the major spoiler this season in the subject line.
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