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jrefferson
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Rod Stewart admits he has a small package


Streoid usage shrank his manhood

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He may no longer deserve the name Rod Stewart.

The 68-year-old rocker revealed that while some guys have all the luck — he certainly didn’t after continual steroid use shrank his... Maggie May.

“I let myself down on tours in the late 80s when I was addicted to steroids. In those days we didn't have in-ear monitors and the band kept getting louder and drunker, and I kept blowing my voice out,” Stewart told Mojo Magazine.

The steroids will take down the swelling in any membrane — including your k--b-- — and it’s what you do when you’re in a bit of a pinch and need to do a show and you can’t sing,” the 68-year-old rocker told Mojo magazine, using a British euphemism for his microphone and amps.











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Monday
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA





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CAD703X
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addicted to steroids




he's doing it wrong






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CaptainPanic
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yeah, but he's still Rod Stewart. He's got MILFs on lockdown.





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Bmath
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he's doing it wrong


Did you even read the excerpt from the article?






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trillhog
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you think bitches are with him b/c of his dick?





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Chef Leppard
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Well.. Gilfs anyway. But yeah, they would still line up to touch his small unit





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CAD703X
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Did you even read the excerpt from the article?

do you understand the concept of humor?






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TH03
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tha frick is a k**b**?





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trillhog
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just one of his houses, bitches could care less about his wiener they want that $$






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WDE24
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knob





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jrefferson
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bitches could care less about his wiener they want that $$


exactly!!!!






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Skillet
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TigerPanzer
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Hm. I didn't know "faces" was slang for penis.





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mouton
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re: Rod Stewart admits he has a small package


Steroids don't shrink your dick.





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