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Man charged with sexually assaulting peacock



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A US man has been charged with animal cruelty for sexually assaulting his pet peacock. The bird was found dead in the man's garage.

David Beckmann, a 63-year-old resident of Roselle, a suburb of Chicago, Illinois, was under investigation for a different crime when cops found out that he had abused his pet peacock.


Dont care, had sex.

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TyOconner
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We owned a couple peaocks that would roam the property growng up. Those frickers were mean as all hell. Cant see how that perv even got close to em.





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Cant see how that perv even got close to em.


Love at first sight maybe.






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Voorhies7
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How does one even come up w/ that idea? Peacock. Damn it boy.





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How does someone even get caught for this? Did his girl walk in on him giving the bird the business?





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OhFace55
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Peacock & sexual assult. So many jokes so little time





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PurpleandGold Motown
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Hit it from the back? AND FEATHER MY NIPPLES?

I'm down.






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Homesick Tiger
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Peacock. Damn it boy.


He sure ain't country. Any country boy knows a sheep is man's second best friend.






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I know you're not a rooster

But this cock will do






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David Beckmann

I was wondering what happen to him






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TyOconner
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Soccer was his coping mechanism. Take that away and all you have is a peacock fricker.





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ShortyRob
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Man charged with sexually assaulting peacock
But the feathers are sooooooo beautful that this CAN'T be wrong!!






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Apart from animal cruelty, the man also faces three charges of harassment by telephone, unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia, two counts of marijuana possession, attempted indecent solicitation of a child, and two counts of battery.

That's a well-rounded criminal... /






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PurpleandGold Motown
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Get high, drunk dial ex girlfriends (just breath heavy), flash your pecker at that hot little 13 year old that's been giving you the eye, get in a fight with the aforementioned ex-girlfriends' new boyfriends, get high again...frick a peacock.

Helluva a Saturday night.






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shiftworker
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Get high, drunk dial ex girlfriends (just breath heavy), flash your pecker at that hot little 13 year old that's been giving you the eye, get in a fight with the aforementioned ex-girlfriends' new boyfriends, get high again...frick a peacock.



:sorryforpartying:






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Nodust
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How did they know the peacock was violated? Bring it to a vet and ask for a vaginal exam





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rantfan
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You're assuming he sexaully assualted a female peacock.





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Nodust
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assuming he sexaully assualted a female peacock.



Good point. Aren't the males the only ones with the big tail feathers.






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Placebeaux
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We had a guy named Gus in Buras that was arrested back in 1997 for frickin chickens. He was arrested at the Fleur d'lis hotel. Dude got a room to frick chickens.





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Voorhies7
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Sheep Think that's more of a Yankee thing.





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